Men With Huge Cods

There are LITERALLY too many fish in the sea.

[menwithhugecods]

Comedy fish pic. Top marks.

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I’m scared.

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yes, this wonderful marine biology major is using tinder and bumble to study for her finals...we love you, queen!

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Oh god they’re becoming self aware

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I don’t have any water and I also don’t have anything wet for you.

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All found within like 30 minutes of being on tinder

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[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[menwithhugecods]

The fish is deep throating that rod.

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Did the pants come off before or after the fish was caught?

#bumblefails #guysofbumble 

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Minnow thank you

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[depresane]

Polish fishermen have caught an old, huge wels catfish, which had eaten a bit of an SS soldier in the 1940s.

O.O

And by “a bit” I mean his head and a bit of his upper torso, since a fragmented skull, two buttons and the insignia were found inside the gigantic fish.

o.O

How does one even…? Brrr!

( @biszumletzten )

[biszumletzten]

thank you so much for thinking of me when you see a post about a nazi eating sea monster. :3 this has made my day. bless

[lilnasxvevo]

If you don’t feel like reading the article, please know that this is one of the oldest wels catfish ever caught–they usually live to be about 60, and this one was between 90 and 110 years old.

Also, I don’t know much about fish but HOLY SHIT THIS FISH IS SO BIG

I WAS LIKE “WTF HOW CAN A FISH JUST EAT A PERSON” AND THEN I SAW HOW BIG THIS FISH WAS AND I UNDERSTOOD 

This fish is 187 kg which is a little over 412 lbs and I am so proud of it for eating a Nazi and being so big and strong and old I’m a little emotional rn

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I am so proud of this Nazi-eating fish and I think we should make an exception to kashrut laws so that it can be turned into gefilte so that we may digest its anti-SS powers.

[missveryvery]

reblog nazi-slayer fish for nazi-death fortune in the future.

[menwithhugecods]

a shark is a fish so it counts!

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the fish: I SEE ALL

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he somehow ruined a perfectly good dog pic

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[menwithhugecods]

nothing says sexy like your little brother, your grandpa, and a fish

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it’s like a horrifying weekend at bernie’s

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