Date: 2/22/17
Time: 10:00 PM
Meowbot has not has time like previous weeks to devote to this blog. Meowbot apologizes. Being a pirate at times requires you to go to far off lands that have bad reception. And deadly, cowardly goombas, but that was probably just this island.
But yes, Meowbot and its fellow pirates are now on the island. Before we could do much of anything, we were aggressed by the local goombas. Meowbot's captain, leading the expedition, was ambushed multiple times, but made it out safely. Meowbot was able to gather valuable intel on the enemies. Hopefully they will not get the upper hand again.
In some strange way though, Meowbot was entered into a game show. Meowbot did not recall doing such itself, but somehow it happened. It was some sort of game show where males try to woo a female. As a robot, I do not qualify as either, but I was categorized with the males.
The female in question was an apparition with a purple tint named Sophia. While it technically might have been cheating, now that Meowbot thinks about it, I used the internet to attempt to learn more about her. I found she was, in fact, a ghost. This was obvious, but confirmation is always good. She also lives in an "abandoned" mansion, that was noted to be very dirty. It also listed some of her interests, such as volleyball and music. As I have never played volleyball and know little of music, Francis preferring anime and video games, I was unable to use this information to my advantage.
At any rate, Meowbot was a contestant trying to win her heart. At the start, the only other contestant was Blargghoolio. He was... strange. He appeared to be made of lava, but did not catch anything he touched on fire. Meowbot has a hard to understanding how that is possible, but sometimes nature is simply impossible to understand. He seemed very nice and thoughtful.
Later, another contestant joined in. Meowbot found this strange, that someone would come in halfway through, but did not argue. His name was Kole Koopa. The pun was not lost on Meowbot, but it said nothing. That just happens. He was a very muscular koopa, and the first thing that had to happen once he came in was an arm wrestling match. Meowbot did not do well. In the end, he lost to Blargghoolio though, but it was very close. Meowbot notes that his loss stopped a nuclear detonation.... apparently? Meowbot did not feel it wise to probe further.
A second late entry followed closely behind. It was one of the other prisoners, Flonk-Long Leap, who would have been a friendly face, had he been one of the ones Meowbot knew better. Admittedly, Meowbot does not want to know him better. He seemed... strange. He talked in some kind of cypher that Meowbot could not parse at times, which made understanding him difficult. Meowbot also found him very creepy.
While not contestants, familiar faces Bluey and Klump were in the audience near the end, but did not do much, being in the audience and all.
Meowbot thinks it is getting off track and this post is going on too long. I will attempt to be more precise. The show was almost entirely questions asked by either DJ Boogie (pun also noted) and Sophia herself. They ranged from personal questions to... very strange questions. Meowbot answered them all honestly and to the best of its abilities. I did not assume I would win, however. Meowbot is a robot, who would try to love a robot?
No one, of course. However, I was a contestant, I was not going to ruin the show by not trying. That would be impolite and disrespectful. This, however, payed off for Meowbot. In a twist I assume no one saw coming, Sophia picked Meowbot to go on a date with. Meowbot was stunned, others were stunned, Flonk-Long Leap notably freaked out. When asked why she picked Meowbot, she noted his loyalty and kindness, as well as its enjoyment of cleaning, as well as its maternity. This is humorous, as Meowbot is very young, only being made a few years ago.
All in all, it was a fun time. Meowbot does not know when or where the date will be, but Meowbot is looking forward to it.
Sophia also kissed Meowbot on the check. Meowbot found it was nice. <3