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it is time to wake up, sheeple! mark simpson will not be added to fortnite (horrid business decision, epic games)

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imagine if they made an album

- john lennon

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this album is crazy as fuck 🤔🧌 a concept album loosely (and by loosely, i mean VERY LOOSELY) based around a schizophrenic cop’s love with a “character” named damien?? HUH yaoi moment?!?

the ‘lbum is also simultaneously is a parody of the systems the bourgeoisie uses to maintain power 💥what is this, some sort of hippie garbage? yeah, sorry… - listen now!

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guess who

like the guys from the grinch? no thanks pal

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tumblr? i hardly know

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i’.’m… turnijg gay.

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my phone autocorrected “god” to “gif”

my phone is fricking awesome

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google says i can’t keep searching. they tell me, “sir you can’t search for mmm able minded milky, sexy theys, it’s confusing the ai” and i tell them, i say, “good morning everything. i hope and pray i can” everything after all is computer, isn’t it? hmm

- trump, circa 2031

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Kieran what happened why did you stop posting daily pls come back we miss u

i think i have the only confirmed case of tumblr burnout ever.

but uhh i completed chapter 4 of deltarune yesterday and im locked into my job rn so weekend post mayhaps? idk

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nintendo games, they’re so fun to play while you’re away or when you stay in the hay.

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unfortunately, we’re gonna have to euthanize little jimbo.

“how long will i be under”

heh, kids these days…

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erm .. drop the kinlist sir!! :3

i had to look up what a kinlist was for this but i think it turned out alright

i ran out of room to include all of my fellas (neil cicierega was one of them) but uhh heres all my little guys from 2018-now

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tomatoes 100% need to sue potatoes

what a fucking rip-off

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DUDE IS YOUR PROFILE BANNER THE BATHROOM THAT BURNED DOWN AT SCHOOL??. 😭😭😭

im being told by my lawyers that it is not

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if you think about it, swings are like flying cuck chairs. watching the world get turned on

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im thinking of a rap that goes “im a mouse in a large house, have you seen my spouse? im the coolest rodent.”

i havent gotten very far

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Release this rn 🔥🔥

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i actually locked in for this ngl

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im thinking of a rap that goes “im a mouse in a large house, have you seen my spouse? im the coolest rodent.”

i havent gotten very far