Lumos

Emilee / 22 / Ohio

[analbrain]

[vainaja]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

[pedrcpascals]

Somebody Else // The 1975

[vanish]

[zombiebeyonce-deactivated201707]

[geographilic]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[c-bassmeow]

she is so FAKE 

[meowgaryscott]

me: [gets ignored once]

me: 🤔 you know what i could do to stop this from happening? Isolate Myself And Never Speak To Anyone Again

[prettygardens]

[jh-gfx]

[uptional]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[alexbooman]

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[walkingwithdragons]

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

[meowgaryscott]

I feel really dumb