Literal Trash

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[whencartoonsruletheworld]

whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

[tkwolf45]

oh my god i might need to find sonic boom

[parkchanwoohoo]

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster" <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

[iillness]

*dissociates* im coping

[julieterbang]

[witchyoons-remade-deactivated20]

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

[dykehayleywilliams]

[goldcoasthoney]

i love being out of the loop. i do not need to be updated on situations that do not concern me.

[edenisqueer]

i’m a sucker for small intimacies:

hugs from behind

forehead kisses

hand holding

loving gazes

sweet nothings

moments where it’s too intimate to say a word

these are the small intimacies my heart longs for

[taahko]

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

[dragonflavoredcake]

Bill Watterson, 1995

You're not alone or the first to feel like everything is going too fast

[psycho-mocha]

sometimes it's just you and your little pot of pasta against the world

[notemily]

In case you wanted to know how the demise of Verification over on Twitter was going

[blazy-susan]

“I’m the ghost with the most, babe” -Beetlejuice

[marciaillust]

[toastbutteregg]

[pinkm4ns]

[earlysunsetting]

Same but opposite energy

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[pesky-plumbers]

god dammit

[gamergirl-niffler]

Upper Rank Two || Doma

More of this beautiful demon for @shinjurorengoku