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dabakazam
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You're no fun
i fucking miss you
Then come off anonymous
who is putting these weird fucking clickbait ads on tumblr anyway
the answer may shock you
Who? Who did this? I want names and social security numbers. Iām about to ruin someoneās credit for this post specifically
i donāt know what this means but i agree
Extra af. (viaĀ NanoJefe)
Ok but 5 fucking stars
When doctors are like āwhat are your symptomsā and youāre like ādude I donāt even know I just kinda live like thisā
if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?
The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught
thatās what I wanted to hear
the fallen
and the cactus became a llama
Youāre in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasnāt scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters⦠I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotteās bed. Across the room underneath Danielās crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. āIām not afraid of you monster!ā She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and⦠She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. āMove. Over!ā Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isnāt afraid of any of my monsters; sheās afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. āWhat theā¦ā I cut Francisās next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. āIf you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.ā I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. āIāll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.ā Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
Holy shit Iām gonna cry thatās beautiful.
Break time!
the gif is supposed to moveā¦
This should do it! Have a break!
here
Okay smart stuff
Eat reeseās we know how to make gifs
Looks bad Reeseās
At least it loads
Iām still allergic to peanuts you fuck
some serious shit is going down over here
āHey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?ā āProbably some sort of kitkat meme Iād sayā