natalie

[dolefulscribbles]

*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*

[rayjii]

Which type are you?

[andreggvil]

the hell is 6 i have never seen anyone do 6 before

[guygirder]

he just ate 15 mild chicken wings and dont want sauce on his glasses whats not to get

[winemummy]

Anyway, I want to be rawed romantically

[just-shower-thoughts]

Chefs that cook in front of you at a restaurant are the lap dancers of the fine dining industry

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

It’s true but you shouldn’t say it.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

That take is so hot it’s like it came off a hibachi grill

[r4cs0]

I guess “sandwich artist” had a hidden meaning all along

[massivelimestonecube]

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

[massivelimestonecube]

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

[massivelimestonecube]

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

[spectral-bargheist-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“First of all” I say indignantly, with absolutely no idea where i’m going with this

[circus-fellow]

i say “first of all” with an immense amount of confidence and then immediately forget what i was about to say

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The ghost, or?

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[greelin]

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hatefuckingunconditional]

“i like your personality!” thanks! It’s a complete copy of others traits I picked up along the way to fill the empty shell of the person I am!

[just-magn3ts]

That…that’s what personalities are? You don’t shoot out the womb with wit and charm, you learn and adapt and accumulate your personality from the people you surround yourself with. Everyone is a mishmash of things they like about other people!

[welcometothemusicandthemisery-d]

Good point actually, I didn’t think of it like that

[cannibaltree]

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

[nneesd]

OP are you okay

[cannibaltree]

does it sound like im okay? does it fucking sound like-

[onsheka]

#i just had to text this to a friend like#is this real????? is this what its actually like????? its not a fanfic thing played up for the Yearning Fantasy??????#they confirmed it real#?????????#allo people im so sorry i feel like i should say sorry bc this sounds so inconvenient?????????#i feel like that day i did in college before i knew what ace was#when my friends were like 'no lindsey getting frustrated when youre not getting laid is real'#wh a t  

every time i hear about sexual desire i have this Deep Conviction that its all an elaborate prank being played on younger generations, like santa and the easter bunny, but no i can actually trick people into buying stuff by putting a pretty face on the cover

[annushorribilis]

[crow--teeth]

when ur in a really bad mood and one mildly inconvenient thing happens

[crow--teeth]

made this post bc i accidentally pulled my earbud out of my ear right before my favorite part of bohemian rhapsody and i cried about it

[hungwy]

Any animal: *sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sn

[hotloserwife]

I’m a simple woman I think “this is likely going to happen and it’ll upset me” and then the thing happens and it upsets me

[cockwiki]

[geode-to-joy]

The generational divide came and punched them in the face

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic.

Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.

[rawshaide-deactivated20220128]

This is part of an arc where their house got broken into and they have to deal with the ensuing fallout.

Calvin and Hobbes was some real shit, my dude.