The Cat's Meow

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[meowkraker]

:33< Equius, look it's us!!!!! @beforanb100gentleman

[meowkraker]

:33< How could I have furrgotten you @beforanb100gentleman, never again.

(( Thank you @6iron-infidel9 for the great art

[meowkraker]

Magic Anon here, you forget who Equius is for two days

:33< No meowgic is strong enough to do that

:33< Who's equius?

@beforanb100gentleman

[beforanb100gentleman]

Look up Purugly, that's what your moirail looks like

D--> This just 100ks like a stout purrbeast, was this meant to be an insult on Nepeta?

[meowkraker]

:33< Awwwww it's pawdorable, can we get one

[meowkraker]

:33< @beforanb100gentleman I miss meowwwwww

[beforanb100gentleman]

D--> Oh deerling, don't cry

D--> It will be over before you know it

[meowkraker]

:33< I don't think I've ever been alone in the Hive for a whole week, I'm not used to being all by meowself for that long

[beforanb100gentleman]

D--> I know, I'm sorry

[meowkraker]

:33< Whatever are you sorry furr? You didn't do this.

[meowkraker]

:33< @beforanb100gentleman I miss meowwwwww

[beforanb100gentleman]

D--> Oh deerling, don't cry

D--> It will be over before you know it

[meowkraker]

:33< I don't think I've ever been alone in the Hive for a whole week, I'm not used to being all by meowself for that long

[meowkraker]

:33< @beforanb100gentleman I miss meowwwwww

[meowkraker]

:33< A week without my Meowrail are you furr real???? Once I find out who you are I will rip you apart!!!!

[ofbotsandmen]

One of us! One of us! NYA!

Yep. For a week.

[meowkraker]

:33< You'll see, once you go cat you'll never want to go back

[ofbotsandmen]

No, I’m pretty sure I’ll want to go back.

[meowkraker]

:33< You'll see, you'll love it so much.

[ofbotsandmen]

I doubt it. The tail is kind of annoying.

[meowkraker]

:33< You're just not used to it yet, you'll see.

[ofbotsandmen]

I doubt it.

[meowkraker]

:33< You sure like to complain

[ofbotsandmen]

I am not even complaining.

[meowkraker]

:33< He said yes, you'll love this catnip

[ofbotsandmen]

One of us! One of us! NYA!

Yep. For a week.

[meowkraker]

:33< You'll see, once you go cat you'll never want to go back

[ofbotsandmen]

No, I’m pretty sure I’ll want to go back.

[meowkraker]

:33< You'll see, you'll love it so much.

[ofbotsandmen]

I doubt it. The tail is kind of annoying.

[meowkraker]

:33< You're just not used to it yet, you'll see.

[ofbotsandmen]

I doubt it.

[meowkraker]

:33< You sure like to complain

[ofbotsandmen]

One of us! One of us! NYA!

Yep. For a week.

[meowkraker]

:33< You'll see, once you go cat you'll never want to go back

[ofbotsandmen]

No, I’m pretty sure I’ll want to go back.

[meowkraker]

:33< You'll see, you'll love it so much.

[ofbotsandmen]

I doubt it. The tail is kind of annoying.

[meowkraker]

:33< You're just not used to it yet, you'll see.

[ofbotsandmen]

One of us! One of us! NYA!

Yep. For a week.

[meowkraker]

:33< You'll see, once you go cat you'll never want to go back

[ofbotsandmen]

No, I’m pretty sure I’ll want to go back.

[meowkraker]

:33< You'll see, you'll love it so much.

[ofbotsandmen]

One of us! One of us! NYA!

Yep. For a week.

[meowkraker]

:33< You'll see, once you go cat you'll never want to go back

[thetrizzatethis]

Out of all the possibilities you decided Equius was the man who meets your standards?

The men so far have been

Gay (ψhich is ψonderful)

Hate tyrians

Thrall fucking, seψerdψelling neanderthals on my dashboard for several days.

REALLY hate tyrians

fall for ragebait.

[meowkraker]

:33< Equius really is the purrfect man

[muwwwsky]

[meowkraker]

:33< Whomever made my meowrail sad with the talk about my death, count your days. I will find you, and I will hurt you.

[beforanb100gentleman]

So dearest, how was your very important date. I want to know in your own words.

D—> It was very fun, I enjoyed myself greatly

[meowkraker]

:33< Details dearest, details. I want to know everything and right meow.