*carrieing half a dead rat*
"Dinner is served! Meow meow!"
@meowmeow20002
Um, thanks kitty?
IT'S OTHER DEADPOOL'S CAT hi cat!! do you want real dinner. i have tons of cans of fancy feast in the garage. i can't let you in the house bc peter is very allergic but garage is fine and i can give you scritchies
how's other deadpool? he doin alright? taking good care of you?
@meowmeow20002
"It's My first hunt done by myself! Meow I did so well! Yes I want scratch or I wil eat the door!! Hehehhe"
aww silly kitty. don't eat the door. you can just have the cat food. you did such a good hunt. you're so right.
*he scritches the kitty on its little head*
i'm wade. just like other deadpool. except i'm cooler, and i have a job and a family. and a house that's paid off. so i'm basically winning.
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer is also deadpool except he's baby and cute and precious. look at himm he's literally babygirl.
what's your name?
"My name is cheesy! My mamas name goose she laid eggs in space'
Cheesy purrd while nuzzling against deadpools hand his eyes going in all the direction of the world the way they do on cats*
awwww!!! hi cheesy! you're such a cutie pie. you do look like cheese.
"It's soo yummy but my mom says I'm not supposed to eat it, she says that's why my stumch hurts"
yeah it probably is. maybe you could have a little cheese as a treat. but not a whole block or anything, that's not good food for a kitty.
or for a person, honestly. not that it'll stop my family.
"Mabye you can wrap the rat like a hot dog! Then it would be so yummy even if I already ate the other half'
The small kittin purrs while climbing up dadpools legs, trying not to stick its tiny kittin claws too deep while keeping steady
oh my god you're adorable. are you allowed to have a hot dog bun? let me ask the internet.
*dadpool types into his phone as the kitty claws into his legs*
mm, no, kitties are not supposed to have a whole hot dog bun. but i could give you a little bite of hot dog bun as a treat.
"Grrr- I ate hot dog buns before! On the street I ate the foods I onec got a whole ham buger from some guy, all I had to do was meow him but he got scared of me"
