nERd nurse

Not cute™.      

[anywhoozles]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong vizier, advising his sultan

[english-history-trip]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[cryptotheism]

You can lure beautiful women to your home with slow cooked pork

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[criminalizegolf]

any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number

[thememedaddy]

[viralfrog]

[nytfythfhtyf]

hgtv show hosts: we made this dark disgusting house into a nice bright warm cozy masterpiece

the house:

[cybersexanalyst-deactivated2023]

needs a pop of color . . . I think some red accents would really give it that homey feel :)

[windewehn]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[madlori]

[a-mayan-joy-has-nuts]

[70sscifiart]

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

[theclassicsreader]

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[bethanydelleman]

Recent Period Drama Starter Kit:

Earth tones, "Mood lighting" (I can't see a thing), torture lace ups, and beach waves

[gcballet]

This too