i already love u :)

haiiii i’m sel and i’m enjoying the human experience :o) i hope you are too 20's- they/them

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[skopostheorie]

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[dogpuppy]

[frailgun]

her followup

[kyotoprotocols]

[3frogs]

Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty

[closertotheheart]

Kelly Pringle Art.

[kulturegroupie]

Dimitris Anastasiou: The Surgery (pencil on paper, 1979)

[asmogorna]

Gals oh so proper

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[torstherapy]

[rikacreature]

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

[meowsimer]

It's like huh I wonder why I'm panicked and tense and I can't remember most of my life and I immediately start crying when anything unexpected happens and I have 0 self worth and I dissociate and I can't sleep and I startle easily and I can never relax? Surely this is a me problem!

[birdwatcher-butch]

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

[meowsimer]

Okay so not only have I navigated a very difficult relationship change

Not only have I coordinated travel to NYC and paid for the two tickets myself on very short notice

NOT ONLY have I somehow managed to, on a 2 day trip to NYC, secure housing for the rest of the year in an incredibly desirable location for pretty cheap

I've been doing this while unknowingly suffering from severe undiagnosed c-ptsd

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem