[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[unregardless]

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

[insidiousmoonandry]

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

[northgang]

[death-by-lulz]

finals week

[love-personal]

[memeculture69]

[punkrorschach]

It’s extra funny bc the character actually is like a 20 year old girl who’s been cursed to look like that.

[darkeecofreak]

As a kid and I was always confused as to why Sophie just accepted being an old woman but I get it now.

[brndnslvra]

The female body is art and nothing less

[espikvlt]

[gaysun-deactivated20230205]

Winnie the Pooh is a fat icon tbh

[gaysun-deactivated20230205]

reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too

[parakavka]

[confusedtree-deactivated2013092]

I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon

[awed-frog]

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

[small-town-equestrian]

so i’ve been taking photos for quite some time now but this

is quite possibly

my fAVORITE PICTURE EVER

[meowzr]

me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho

god: *pulls out receipts*

god: sweetie :)

[lameborghini]

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

[shineeisforever]

[halloweenskellington]

eating Christmas dinner like:

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free