A Journey Through Sand And Time

Do people not have dreams of unspeakable vulgarity? Is your partner in your dream a beautiful seductive woman? A strapping young man? A stranger of unknown nature? Of course it is ok if you have someone on your mind already. The problem is how many times that person called your name. This is a warning: At night, if your name is called once, you must not answer that voice. For if you answer “that person” will lie with you in the appearance that you wish...

[psychic-waffles]

i'm fine. this is fine.

[mephistophelesmuse]

look at these moody ass husbands

[smittenskitten]

catching boyfriend besties

[mephistophelesmuse]

I'll never believe it wasn't supposed to be them.

[mysharona1987]

[zathalia]

‘Had she really thought I would not know him?’

-TSOA/CQL

[desology]

bookstore cats...the cutest!

[detailedart]

The orbs of fire, water, thunder, air and darkness. Edit 3 & 6 by Daniele Valeriani.

[vizivoir]

i love tumblr. what other social media site would run a campaign urging people to get the fuck off of their platform right the hell now

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[lk-the-witch]

“His name is Bruce”

“..Why?”

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[oldsongrenewed]

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

[mikkeneko]

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

[normal-horoscopes]

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

[booksandothersecrets]

Shout out to all the notes-app poems, love letters, secrets, novels, diary entries, bucket lists and lyrics that were hurredly typed into people’s phones at 3am and then hidden from the world and forgotten. Maybe one day you’ll open the app and laugh at how pretentious you were, or maybe you’ll smile at that part of yourself that noone else saw

[mahoganymamii]

[d4rk-vigil4nt]

Never been truer.

[prokopetz]

Public domain literary figures considered in terms of their probable familiarity with cock and ball torture:

Count Dracula: Sneers at it as a newfangled fad. Has definitely tried it at least once anyway.

Sherlock Holmes: Has cracked at least one case thanks to his worryingly extensive knowledge of the practice; absolutely refuses to clarify whether this knowledge is theoretical or practical.

Ichabod Crane: Oddly, no; his taste in discipline runs more toward good old-fashioned floggings – both giving and receiving.

The Phantom of the Opera: Don Juan Triumphant features a whole song about it.

Jay Gatsby: Has books about it in his library, but is far too much of a weenie to actually give it a go.

Dr. Jekyll: You know those unspecified youthful indiscretions he felt so guilty about that drove him to create the serum in the first place?

Mr. Hyde: Take a wild guess.

[ancientsstudies]

I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth.

- Ovid, Metamorphoses

[epigrafico]

Franz Sedlacek - Ghosts on a Tree - 1933

[moontours]

As a Romani witch, I can't stand 'WandaVision'

In a recent episode of WandaVision, “All-New Halloween Spooktacular!” the titular superhero Wanda Maximoff a.k.a. the Scarlet Witch (played

read this article by jessica reidy, a romani writer

[gaysie]

i don’t think people should have to work in their 20s i think they should just be government designated Adventure Years where you’re paid to wander the country and go on journeys of self discovery and have gay sex and try different foods and sing badly in cars and create enemies and find fleeting father figures and sometimes commit crimes

[sealochs]

op just reinvented the 17th century tradition of the grand tour like that

[mephistophelesmuse]

I need a grand tour

[srsfunny]

What have I done