i'm fine. this is fine.
look at these moody ass husbands
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i'm fine. this is fine.
look at these moody ass husbands
catching boyfriend besties
I'll never believe it wasn't supposed to be them.
âHad she really thought I would not know him?â
-TSOA/CQL
bookstore cats...the cutest!
The orbs of fire, water, thunder, air and darkness. Edit 3 & 6 by Daniele Valeriani.
i love tumblr. what other social media site would run a campaign urging people to get the fuck off of their platform right the hell now
âHis name is Bruceâ
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in this house we stan dionysus!
#Hermes: heâs dead Dionysus you donât actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)
This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnusâ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. Thatâs right, Dionysus rode Prosymnusâ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM
dionysus: canât believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you donât have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the worldâs first dildo: no Iâm gonna
Prosymnusâ soul literally ascended
Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?
Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride:Â
Shout out to all the notes-app poems, love letters, secrets, novels, diary entries, bucket lists and lyrics that were hurredly typed into peopleâs phones at 3am and then hidden from the world and forgotten. Maybe one day youâll open the app and laugh at how pretentious you were, or maybe youâll smile at that part of yourself that noone else saw
Never been truer.
Public domain literary figures considered in terms of their probable familiarity with cock and ball torture:
Count Dracula: Sneers at it as a newfangled fad. Has definitely tried it at least once anyway.
Sherlock Holmes: Has cracked at least one case thanks to his worryingly extensive knowledge of the practice; absolutely refuses to clarify whether this knowledge is theoretical or practical.
Ichabod Crane: Oddly, no; his taste in discipline runs more toward good old-fashioned floggings â both giving and receiving.
The Phantom of the Opera: Don Juan Triumphant features a whole song about it.
Jay Gatsby: Has books about it in his library, but is far too much of a weenie to actually give it a go.
Dr. Jekyll: You know those unspecified youthful indiscretions he felt so guilty about that drove him to create the serum in the first place?
Mr. Hyde: Take a wild guess.
I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth.
- Ovid, Metamorphoses
Franz Sedlacek - Ghosts on a Tree - 1933
In a recent episode of WandaVision, âAll-New Halloween Spooktacular!â the titular superhero Wanda Maximoff a.k.a. the Scarlet Witch (played
read this article by jessica reidy, a romani writer
i donât think people should have to work in their 20s i think they should just be government designated Adventure Years where youâre paid to wander the country and go on journeys of self discovery and have gay sex and try different foods and sing badly in cars and create enemies and find fleeting father figures and sometimes commit crimes
op just reinvented the 17th century tradition of the grand tour like that
I need a grand tour
What have I done