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[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[n1-adora-fan]

Let them eat ass!

[hurricane-eva]

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[rattyjol]

#AND that fucker taking the low road is going to get to Scotland afore me. very annoying.

[chessb0r3d]

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

[mephistopheles]

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

[mephistopheles]

500 MILES?!?!?!

[thenatsdorf]

Enya, as intended. (via lilmissshitpaws)

[livelovelaugh-777]

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[aniseandspearmint]

oh

oh wow that's just--

I thought it was just gonna be FUNNY

and it was but then it just PUNCHES YOU IN THE HEART

[joanofexys]

queer themes in x-men my beloved. Angel binding his wings. Bobby’s parents asking if he’s tried just not being a mutant. Nightcrawler and catholic guilt. The existence of cherik. Everything with Scott/Jean/Logan. Mystique and Destiny.

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

Captain Nemo and Odysseus "Nobody" walk into a bar.

poseidon trying to get revenge for his son but keeps getting confused by the two captain nobodies having a drink together

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

[battletoads]

[figged-newtons]

beautiful transparent fat pink bitch squad for all your transparent fat pink bitch squad needs 💕

[aggressivewhenstartled]

My sister genuinely, for real, met her girlfriend at a meet up for retyping poetry on vintage typewriters above a feminist bookstore, and I just want to say I’m thrilled the manic pixie dream girls of the world are moving on from whiny mediocre dudes and finding eachother instead.

[aggressivewhenstartled]

Bad news y’all they broke up but my sister learned really important things about life and herself so like, we really should have seen that coming.

[aggressivewhenstartled]

[skeleton-tshirt]

(context for the goat farm cursive typewriter part)

[razielim]

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion