Hi yeah its me, Deadpool, wade 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝 Wilson, the merc with the mouth, definitely not truthful timmy the blowjob queen of Saskatoon.
Just say whatever the fuck you want in asks, its all for fun! Even the occasional dismemberment.
MY OUTFITS | WHAT I'D DRESS A LOGAN IN
What do my friends say about me? Well
"You are a middle aged bald man with post-mpreg love handles you do not qualify as a twink but you 100% CAN top me if you feel like it sometime."
My sister is @katherine-fisk , be nice to her she's really sweet. And if you aren't nice you'll find out that I am not.
Ever struggling girldad to my two amazing daughters @jamie-todd-red-knight and @baby-jamie-todd they're the lights of my life, fuck with them and no one will ever find your body ^-^
My daughters clothes aesthetic
My Wolvie @wolverine-howlett 🕊, look in his general direction and you get gutted <3
He is my husband and I love him so much 💍 20/12/24
I miss you, kitty
Warning this account posts nsfw shit along, however feel free to be as sfw as you like in asks, i don't mind either, i love all types of interaction, and don't be scared thinking I'll turn every interaction nsft
If im not here, go find me over at @themercwiththem0uth
Nsfw blog🔞❤️🔥: @merc-with-the-m0uth-and-the-h0le I'm kinda an omega, yes from the a/b/o fanfic trope, it wasn't by choice, blame the anon who did this yo me..
My other boyfriend is @merc-with-a-mouth-69 he's adorable and I love him (editing my post sorry its gonna tag you again bbg)
By the way i also run @dogpool-puppins it was just meant to just be for funny but now you can go and roleplay with dogpool.
My main account is @drac0line1nn1t and has no connection here but just to clarify
The doodle in my intro is by the amazing @nuggetpool-hi because I love it and wanna eat it but I can't so ima keep it here instead hope it was okay to tag you
Guys I'm feeling really sad and lonely and I know there's nothing Tumblr can do about that but hey it sucks so if you're struggling out there know there are other people struggling too so yeah not as alone as you think I guess
I hope at least
Hah Deadpool is having thoughts again everyone watch out!!
That sounds like a much better plan rookie *he smiles back happily, resting his chin on wheelies forehead for a moment just to tease him about the minor height difference before getting off his tippy toes because he had to go on his tippy toes for the joke and he lets go of the hug a little to pull wheelie inside the apartment and shut the door*
*he rolls his eyes with a little smile when merc teases him about the height difference and then he giggles as he lets Merc pull him into the apartment.*
Yeah! My Little Pony time!!!!
*he grabs his hand and drags merc over to the couch before sitting down and looking up at him expectantly.*
*he laughs at the expectant look, not in a mean way obviously, it's just funny to him, he looks down at wheelie on the couch and pats his head with a silly smile before grabbing the remote for the TV off the table and sitting down next to him on the couch*
That sounds like a much better plan rookie *he smiles back happily, resting his chin on wheelies forehead for a moment just to tease him about the minor height difference before getting off his tippy toes because he had to go on his tippy toes for the joke and he lets go of the hug a little to pull wheelie inside the apartment and shut the door*
Katanas and guns, but we're gonna have to do a little hide and seek first, we're chopping off so many heads they cant regrow anytime soon, so we gotta find allll their underlings
*he opens the portal and puts his temp pad away, pulling out his katanas cheerfully, black venom tentacles dancing over his suit, he turns grins at wheelie before stepping through the portal*
Yeah, such a shame! *Wheelie shouts back before killing another hydra guy.*
*He giggles when Venom comes out and Merc gets all big and scary.* Hi Venom! I don’t know if we’ve met. *He playfully bows over before throwing his katana behind him and stabbing a guy.*
YES! IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU SLIGHTLY SMALLER WADE! AND IN SUCH A GOOD PLACE TO MEET *venom grins, sharp teeth on display, tongue lolling out of his mouth as he grabs a hydra guy with his hands, picking him up and biting his head off in one chomp*
*wheelie giggles even more when he sees venom kill the guy.* Yeah, a great place to meet!
*He pulls out his gun and shoots a guy through the head and the bullet kills the guy behind him as well. He then turns around and shoots another guy in the chest.* This is fun!!!
IT IS FUN YES, WE DIDN'T KNOW A PLACE COULD HAVE ALL YOU CAN EAT BAD GUYS BUT I LIKE IT HERE *Venom hasn't been able to do fully whatever they want in a while, no letting off steam by a murder spree, but now, here they are, their eyes get bigger happily and they start drooling as more hydra agents run towards them, and they start grabbing and eating, headless corpses littering the floor behind them*
*vee stands behind wheelie, leaning forward a little as they hear people running down the corridor practically drooling and murderous again already and no ones even come down the corridor yet*
*venom grins hungrily, tendrils snaking around the walls behind wheelie as he moves forward like some sore to shadow of death and venom makes anyone who didnt get wheelies guns wish they had been killed by something as easy as a gun, the blood is lost amongst the black tendrils and his white teeth are stained red*
*wheelie giggles happily as he shoots people and leaves the big ones for venom. having an alien thing working alongside him was so much fun. he kept shooting as they made their way down the hallway.*
*the bodies pile up behind them as they kill their way through the corridors violently, Merc and venom very much enjoying themselves, tearing apart all the ones wheelie leaves for them, trailing after him, intent on leaving no survivors*
*Merc lets venom melt away back into his black suit, what looks like ripped fabric across his mouth of the suit actually being venoms smile, still dripping with blood*
I'm enjoying myself for sure *he sounds far too happy but then again, he's a Deadpool*
*a stupid guy trys to shoot Merc from behind but venom extends a tentacle going right through his middle and raising him in the air, Merc doesn't even turn around to look*
We make sure there's no survivors and we can have as much fun time as you want after this rookie *he smirks, venoms smile curling unnaturally wide across his mask as he draws his katanas, he wants a turn too, can't let vee have all the fun, although the tentacles coming out his back get any people that try sneaking up*
Hell yeah! That’s my kind of reward! *He shouts before shooting some more bad guys.* Sorry! You guys gotta die so I can get me some bedroom fun time!!! Actually I’m not sorry! I hate all you bitches!
*Merc laughs sounding slightly insane as he spins with his katanas, slashing through bad guys, but hey, he's having a blast, and the adrenaline is pumping and he has something to look forward to after the fight too*
*wheelie shoots some more guys and then drops to the floor so he can dodge their bullets as he reloads his guns. once he’s done that, he jumps back and giggles as he starts shooting more guys.*
Hmmm, no, I wanna leave behind all the bodies, but maybe we can delete all their important evil people data *he runs in after wheelie, looking at all the buttons he doesn't really understand*
I'll definitely be breaking some things after the server room *he grins with venoms smile across his mask for a moment before it vanishes and he walks over to a door that looked like it led to a supply closet but that was weird to have in your computory place, so, it was weird*
Your wish is my command *he teases, and they're joking and flirting around like they didn't just kill two hundred people but that part of the day makes this part even better in mercs opinion, he grabs the handle, it's locked, he summons venom to around his hand and pushes the lock in with a snap, leaving a hole in the door where the handle was, venom seeps away back into the suit and the door swings open*
You like me and my sentient alien goo friend working together with the power of friendship and sharp weapons to be stronger? *He teases, smirking under his mask, glad wheelie finds it hot, he leads wheelie by their linked arms, and, he was right, that wasn't just a locked supply closet, there's steps leading down*
Yeah, its so fucking hot. *he says with a little giggle as he follows merc down the stairs.* do you think they hide secret labs down here or something?
