[cheaphalloweencostume]

every time i see someone spew the “i can’t get along with lesbians because they’re mean” shit i’m like well actually have you checked if you’re a deeply unpleasant person, or if being mean to you is extremely funny?

[sacred-portal]

[segamascott]

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[feargrin]

"I can fix him" "i can make him worse" I can pet him on the head like a dogy

[geniusoflove]

i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him

[gloopdimension]

wake up. its me. markiplier. you werent in a coma or anything i just got really excited to seeyou.I’m markiplier

[sacred-portal]

[c3rvida3]

If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.

[dykegerard]

[cellspex]

Normalize this response

[bpdohwhatajoy]

GIRL NO YOU’RE MOURNING SOMETHING THAT HASN’T EVEN HAPPENED YET AGAIN!!!!!!

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[non-existent-1895]

What is y'all opinion on this last Jerma stream? I think it was unnecessary for him to kill those guys. At least it was a quick death compared to the rest of Jerma's victims i guess

[saltykingsalty]

[squadala-were-off]

[ovur]

My bisexual boyfriend and I in our straight passing relationship