Time is money.

Indie RP blog for Borderlands' Jeffrey Blake, Semi-selective and open to Crossovers, OCs, etc. OOC posts tagged "Out of patience"

[mercenary-relations-blog]

//on hiatus until further notice, i guess

[mercenary-relations-blog]

Awkward Meetings Meme!

Funny ways to start an interaction between characters! Send some!: -

"Hi. Are you here for the cat obsession support group, too?"

"Oh my gosh! Are you pregnant?"

"Don't go in there. I just farted."

"Be ready. At 1 o'clock you-know-who's doing you-know-what at you-know-where."

"OH MY GOD! HEY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER! *hugs* Wait... Oh. Sorry, you weren't who I thought you were..."

"Do you know when the Supreme Leader is supposed to get here?"

"Have you prepared yourself for the zombie apocalypse?"

"Do you know what gets blood off upholstery?"

"CONGRATULATIONS! You're the 53rd person to avoid making eye contact with me today! That means you get a free invasion-of-personal-space hug!"

"Um... You've got some toilet paper on the bottom of your shoe. I just thought you should know."

"Hypothetically... How would you want your stalker to introduce themselves to you?"

"I think that hot dog isn't using the right bicycle, if you know what I mean *wink, wink*"

[rpmernes-blog]

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Regret Meme

[memeroundups]

Send a symbol and my Muse will admit one thing they regret.

☩ something they did ✞ something they didn’t do ✛ something they said ✜ something they didn’t say ✝ a secret they kept ✙ something they learned ✠ a relationship they had ✚ a sin they committed

[helioshero]

“ —— REALLY ?! — “

The man cracked his jaw slightly, tugging his body upright further only to find himself falling face first to floor once more, legs failing beneath him. Wincing and nearly letting out a scream, he bit his lip before he could allow himself the salvation of doing so. With a groan he flipped himself over to his back, his entire face stinging as the marble came into contact with it. His face numb, he ceased to notice that his mouth and nose were both bleeding slightly due to the hard surface striking so sharply at him. 

       If you had trouble telling prior, he was very indeed very tired. 

Levering himself up until he sat, Jack began scooting himself too he was using the side of his chair as a backrest. Beginning to rub at his nose with both hands as he pulled a tissue from beside his desk only to begin taking out more and shoving them at his face to stop the blood. He passed a glance to the other man, blinking at him for a second as he hoped he would ignore how clumsy and tired he appeared and not mention any of this to his boss before he demands sleeping pills to be given to him or something. 

  “ ….. I mean— yeah, thanks. “ He said with his voice muffled, tissues and some blood getting into his mouth. 

[mercenary-relations-blog]

Jeff folded his arms and stared, partially in disbelief, partially in judgement. Jack was a grown man and child or no he should really be taking better care of himself. After a moment, he sighed, and offered a hand to help Jack to his feet. “Perhaps you could use the extra time you’ll have to have a decent sleep. You don’t look as if you’ve laid down for a moment.” Blake raised an eyebrow at the disproportionate amount of blood coming from his nose. That was equally concerning. He wondered idly if it was broken. “You may also want to consider having that seen to.”

[helioshero]

@mercenary-relations

Feet propped up on his desk, heels smacking against the metallic coating of the table as the programmer jittered his legs around. All day he had been working due to the fact that he procrastinated till the last minute as he always did. He was always so sure in himself that he could just push the coding away and have no trouble finishing everything during the last few hours.  Upon hearing the doors to his office slide open, the man jolt up, collapsing to one side and out of his chair. Quickly, he levered himself up, grabbing onto the side of the desk.

   “ BLAKE !!  Holy shit, I need a HUGE favour from you. Can you cover me… uhh.. again? Old assface is getting on my back about the codes and I just CAN’T finish them tonight, kid got sick last night I had to drag her around to doctors. “

    He took a few deep breathes a little shocked at the fact that he just threw himself from his seat like a ragdoll. He was being honest about Angel, it wasn’t lying if you’re only exaggerating a little. With a pleading tone and puppy eyes he spoke once more. 

           “ Please? “

[mercenary-relations-blog]

...Well, he couldn’t say he hadn’t seen this coming. Blake tensed a little at the sound of Jack hitting the floor, disappearing out of sight. The overreaction was actually quite comical, as he’d only really come through to check up on him. However, he decided to show a little sympathy and not take this moment to poke fun. Jack looked... tired. “Perhaps he would be a little more lenient if you stopped leaving everything to the last second, even when nothing else has come up.”

Jeffrey took a few steps closer to the desk and briefly glanced around, stopping at Jack. He sighed, tilting his head a little. He knew he should refuse him, but contrary to popular belief Jeff did have a heart. “Alright, I’ll fill in for you. You had better not make a habit of this, though. You’re lucky I actually finish my work before deadlines, or you’d be left high and dry.”

[mercenary-relations-blog]

@helioshero submitted:

“Erm.... thank you?”

[helioshero]

@mercenary-relations

“ Blake please tell me that you pronounce every single letter in ‘beaucoup’. “

[mercenary-relations-blog]

“...” “Oh good God.”

[helioshero]

❝ oh— but what’s wrong with a little overdose? ❞

[frcmmemetoyou]

send me ✮ for my muse to tell you exactly what they think of yours, complete honesty. 

[ask-the-seahorse-archive-blog]

Send 📱 To Find Out About My Muse's Phone

What ringtone my muse has set for yours:

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:

How often our muses text:

How often our muses call:

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

[little-shark-memes]

Send “💢” to know about something that angers my muse.

[mercenary-relations-blog]

Morality Meme

⚖: Has your muse broken the law before? Broken a vow or promise?

⚔: Would your muse kill if they had to in order to protect a loved one?

🌟: Do they consider themselves a good person?

👑: Is your muse honorable?

☯: What do they think of 'good' and 'evil'?

🌹: When would they tell a lie?

🍷: Would they manipulate someone to get what they want?

⛨: What would they sacrifice their life for?

💋: How easily are they tempted?

☽: What is their alignment?

⚠: Would they seek revenge against someone who's harmed them or the people they care about?

[helioshero]

❝ AND THAT IS WHEN THE HERO WHO SAVED US ON HELIOS DIED.❞

[hyperioncompanyman]

mercenary-relations replied to your photo “DON’T YOU JUDGE ME.”

judges you

aslkdjflksdj shhhhh shut up

[mercenary-relations-blog]

// MAKE MEEEEE

[thememesource]

it’s always sunny in philadelphia starter meme

part 8

“ I’m just a regular dude. I like to drink beer. I love my family. ”

“ I’m gonna pinch their dicks with this lobster. ”

“ It was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn’t great. ”

“ I’m not going to sit down until you say something nice to me. For once in your life. ”

“ Your hair is small. ”

“ I did my hair good and I wore two colognes. ”

“ But, how does it affect you sexually? ”

“ I’m very aroused right now. ”

“ I’ll make you my king. Just accept my request to consummate. ”

“ So, uh, push enter hard? Or one slow push and you do your thing? ”

“ I’m getting sick of this shit. I really am. ”

“ I have potential, ya know. I could go places. I could do things. Who knows? I might even rule the world someday. ”

“ Yeah, if that happens, I’ll blow myself. ”

“ Lemme, uh - gimme a minute, I need to switch gears, I almost - yeah. ”

“ If we’re gonna turn this company around, we gotta start cutting the crust off this shit sandwich! ”

“ I don’t shake hands, so don’t even try. ”

“ It’s the Holy Trinity: Beef and beer and Jesus. ”

“ I love it. I love the dark. I love slippery things. I love being naked… in the sewer. ”

“ Well, through God all things are possible, so jot that down. ”

“ Come on, try it. It’ll loosen you up a bit. Make your butthole hot! ”

“ Some cocks can’t be unsucked. ”

“ Politics is all one big ass blast. ”

[pantheon-god-of-war]

bold any fears which apply to your muse.

italicize what makes them uncomfortable.

the dark. fire. open water. deep water. being alone. crowded spaces. confined spaces. change. failure. war. loss of control. powerlessness. prison. blood. drowning. suffocation. public speaking. animals . the supernatural.heights. death. dying. intimacy. rejection. abandonment. loss. the unknown. the future. not being good enough. scary stories. speaking to new people. poverty. loud noises. being touched