Punz

spare the sympathy, everybody wants to be my enemy

[mercenaryvalor]

intro --

c!punz ask/rp blog. i’m not the content creator punz, nor am i trying to impersonate him! this is just his character. the mod is a minor, so please don’t send anything weird. my main is at @lmanburgsghost​, feel free to visit if you’d like!

tags --

#the schools: general ask tag! punz’ chat are fish.

#talks in the tower : general ic tag, any in character posts will go under this!

#glitters and gold : art tag! any reblogged art or art made by me will go under this tag.

#paid for our troubles : this blog will go into darker topics, so this is a sort of catchall tag.

 #oocmumbles : as you would thing

[mercenaryvalor]

Why did u lie about the experiements?

One second.

Okay! This message should be private now.

Because he doesn't need to know. The fact that I'm on Dream's side isn't... something that's really out in the open. He thinks if people, uh. Know. They'll try to make me spill all his weird fucking plans. By whatever means necessary. He doesn't want his plans spilled, I like being alive, it's a win win. And Sapnap-

Sapnap really doesn't need to know.

[mercenaryvalor]

Hey punz! What experiments dude? You need help with something?

Uhh- No, no, I think I'm alright. It's a.

Volcano. Like. the vinegar ones. Science project, I got it

[sapituscanpvp]

Pretty sure you don't stab those things man? Maybe that's why your volcano is so shitty. I could help you make a real cool one if it's for some fucking science thing I guess?

[mercenaryvalor]

I got angry 

Don’t worry about it, don’t, worry about it. It’s just something to pass the time, I don’t have a lot of jjob offers

[sapituscanpvp]

Aw yeah no I get that,I get it yeah. Hey uh-uh if you ever wanted to hang out we..we could yknow! I mean you're still one of the closest things I've got to friends around here. So-we could take out anger out on some old trees. Spare a bit. Even if you're just in between jobs.

[mercenaryvalor]

Mmm..

Yeah. Yeah, we could hang out

[sapituscanpvp]

Cool-Cool! Sick sick sick. Just let me know when you're free.

[mercenaryvalor]

What about tomorrow? I don’t have a lot going on. 

[mercenaryvalor]

Hey punz! What experiments dude? You need help with something?

Uhh- No, no, I think I'm alright. It's a.

Volcano. Like. the vinegar ones. Science project, I got it

[sapituscanpvp]

Pretty sure you don't stab those things man? Maybe that's why your volcano is so shitty. I could help you make a real cool one if it's for some fucking science thing I guess?

[mercenaryvalor]

I got angry 

Don’t worry about it, don’t, worry about it. It’s just something to pass the time, I don’t have a lot of jjob offers

[sapituscanpvp]

Aw yeah no I get that,I get it yeah. Hey uh-uh if you ever wanted to hang out we..we could yknow! I mean you're still one of the closest things I've got to friends around here. So-we could take out anger out on some old trees. Spare a bit. Even if you're just in between jobs.

[mercenaryvalor]

Mmm..

Yeah. Yeah, we could hang out

[mercenaryvalor]

Hey punz! What experiments dude? You need help with something?

Uhh- No, no, I think I'm alright. It's a.

Volcano. Like. the vinegar ones. Science project, I got it

[sapituscanpvp]

Pretty sure you don't stab those things man? Maybe that's why your volcano is so shitty. I could help you make a real cool one if it's for some fucking science thing I guess?

[mercenaryvalor]

I got angry 

Don’t worry about it, don’t, worry about it. It’s just something to pass the time, I don’t have a lot of jjob offers

[mercenaryvalor]

Hey punz! What experiments dude? You need help with something?

Uhh- No, no, I think I'm alright. It's a.

Volcano. Like. the vinegar ones. Science project, I got it

[mercenaryvalor]

These “experiments” are getting kind of tiring.

[purpled-of-ln-moved]

what's with the weird text dude??

@mercenaryvalor

what weird text?

Oh hey punz~

[mercenaryvalor]

The red stuff. It’s weird. 

Uh- hey. How’ve you been? 

[mercenaryvalor]

dream’s gone out for the day. it’s quiet without all the shouting