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One Nice Bug Per Day

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DEAR READER
we're not kids anymore.
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art blog(derogatory)
styofa doing anything

JBB: An Artblog!

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How does dharkon feel about sephiroth? Does he feel he could sliced in half at any moment like galeem?
Dharkon: Hah! I’d like to see him try! I am nothing like that weakling Galeem. I am Chaos in carnate! I am-
Sephiroth: *teleports behind him*
Sephiroth: Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Dharkon: Nani!?
Galeem and Dharkon, two beings of unimaginable power currently in a war with each other that is putting the stability of reality itstelf at stake.
The Heavy: What sick man sends BABIES to fight me?! *instantly gets vaporized*
Final Battle, as the Smashers take out the Puppet Fighters…
Dharkon: How are you so calm?!
Galeem: I’ve passed beyond stress, beyond hysteria, into the gray, misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.
My high school life in a nutshell.
Geralt: Do you know what the problem with this world is?
Mitsurugi: People are trying to kill us?
Geralt: Exactly!
Since I’m doing a OCtober on another social network...
Here’s one of the fruits of my effort.
Kunpaetku: Would you like to see something strange and mystical?
Yoshimitsu: NO!! GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT CULT! LAY OFF THE POOR LIZARDMEN, WILL YA?! SHEESH! YOU’RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, KUNPAETKU! URGH! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, WITH CREAM, OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING; THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!
Master Hand: Well, it’s about time I give the Smashers the announcements over the intercom.
Crazy Hand: Brother! Can I do the announcements? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Master Hand: No.
Crazy Hand: Why not?
Master Hand: Don’t you remember what happened last time?
(Flashback….)
All the Smashers are relaxing.
Fox: Pretty quiet day today.
Link: Yeah. Normally, something crazy would’ve happened, but this is new.
Peach: Let’s not jinx it.
The intercom comes on.
Luigi: Must be one of Master Hand’s announcements.
(A familiar song starts playing)
Fox: … What’s this song?
Daisy: I don’t know, but I think Mario’s trying to start speedrunning.
Mario is in the corner trying to speed run.
Samus: Hm. That’s random.
….
Joker: Wait, I’ve snuck my way into enough wild house parties to know this song! It’s….
Crazy Hand over the intercom: DO THE HARLEM SHAKE.
As soon as the Intercom shouted that, everyone went berserk. Mario began clipping through the walls, King Dedede began wrestling Donkey Kong, Wii Fit Trainer ate some chocolate, Lucas began to exert chaotic energy, the Inklings began asserting their dominance, Yoshi was filing his taxes, Snake ate a chair, Ridley set some curtains on fire, Lucina beat Bowser in an arm wrestle, Inceroar stole Bowser Jr’s clown car, and Sans…
He was doing exercise. Truly a surprise.
And that’s just to name a few. At the end of the day, Master Hand had to clean up all the broken furniture, put out a few fires, set the thermostat back to normal, and get King K. Rool out of that hole in the ceiling.
(Flashback end)
Master Hand: ….
Crazy Hand: …It was pretty funny, you have to admit that.
Master Hand: I had to go find Mario! DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST HE GOES AT MAXIMUM SPEEDRUN VELOCITY?!
Crazy Hand: …At a speed where he could beat a game in under thirty minutes?
Master Hand: He clipped through dimensions! I’m not even sure how one can do that!
If Harlem Shake causes Yoshi to fill his taxes, then it’s dangerous indeed.
Sakurai: Never ask me for anything ever again.
Us: We’re not. For the love of all that’s Holy man please take a break. We’re begging you.
Sakurai: More DLC characters? If you insist.
Finally, something relatable.
RAW Traditional Bowsette! (Breast size requested by Commissioner) Finished this a few days ago and forgot to post! Hope you like this one! Thank you for your amazing support and your ❤️❤️❤️ #reiq #traditional #bowsette #art #drawing #colors #markers #nintendo #bowsettecosplayer #bowsettememes (at Pasadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Xgie6hbm8/?igshid=gke76un1cmje
It’s Reiq, the guy I’ve known for 11 years, of course I’ll reblog it of him.
Zelda smash ultimate screencap sketches.
My Zelda drawing from a while ago has been getting a lot of notes all of a sudden lately. So here’s some more drawings of the best smash gurl Zelda ☺️
I don’t trust a person who didn’t like her Ultimate look, tbh...
“It’s Edelgard.”
I still think it’s Edgelord.
I kinda liked this FE3Hposting...
Back in my land, we have a weird name for this meme...
We call it XABLAU.
At the League of Villains HQ…
Dark Link: So boss, you have under your command me, who happens to be the dark counterpart of a hero. Why you didn’t manage to get that one from Ryu, what’s his name again? Cage?
Ganondorf: It’s Kage. And to answer your question…
Flashback of Ganondorf at Suzaku Castle. He patiently wait for his target. Said one appears crouched.
Ganondorf: I must say, you show some impressive strength. How about you use it for something great?
Kage slowly rises, and much like in his intro, replies, while the japanese word for “destruction” burns brightly red on his back:
Kage: Be afraid… Now you gaze upon your death!
Unimpressed, Ganondorf replies:
Ganondorf: This is pointless. Why going straight to confront, instead of hearing what I have to say?
Right after the sentence is finished, Kage performs a Raging Demon on the Gerudo King, who ends up defeated on the ground. Kage then teleports somewhere else. Back to the HQ:
Ridley: And that’s what happened? Shouldn’t that move destroy your soul entirely?
Ganondorf: The Triforce of Power shielded me. Otherwise, I would end up like this indeed.
Hades, who was eavesdropping, questioned:
Hades: And your revenge? When you will strike back?
Ganondorf: It is needless.
Said answer made everyone there being dumbfounded. Nightmare, feeling confronted, spoke:
Nightmare: Then let me take his soul! It’s been a while since I’ve consumed someone that bold.
Ganondorf, grinning, answered:
Ganondorf: He’s gone. I could feel in his being. He needs a host to not fade away. And he was desperately looking for the karate boy. I just left him to his fate. To vanish… into nothingness.
Everyone silenced. Sephiroth cut off the silence by saying:
Sephiroth: We have things to do. Let’s now focus at them.
That’s something deep...
Ridley: The Heroes are RNG characters and nothing more.
Eight: You’re not just wrong, you’re stupid.
Solo, livid: You’re talking mad shit for someone in Thwacking distance!
*Ridley gets Thwacked out of existence by Solo*
Arusu: Ah shit, here we go again.
Eleven, walking in: What the hell happened here?!
Now that’s something funny.
*After defeating Galeem and Dharkon*
Ganondorf: We have had much strife between us, Link. I have known only ages of hate for you. But, for my part, I wish it to end. From this day forward, let there be peace between us.
Link: You have brought much suffering to the world, Ganondorf. For that, you can never be forgiven. However, you helped saved the life of my love and friends. For that I will let you go. But, should you ever threaten my people again…
Ganondorf: - I understand, Champion. Lordship over this world was never my aim… only power… only the Triforce, for my people’s prosperity. I must go to them now. By aiding you, I have betrayed many dark allies. If I am not careful, their wrath will be our end. Farewell.
...that’s intriguing.
First Meeting Kirby
Newcomers: Did you just swallow an entire fucking grenade?!?
Kirby: …Should I not have?
OH NO!