Master Hand: Well, it’s about time I give the Smashers the announcements over the intercom.
Crazy Hand: Brother! Can I do the announcements? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Master Hand: Don’t you remember what happened last time?
All the Smashers are relaxing.
Fox: Pretty quiet day today.
Link: Yeah. Normally, something crazy would’ve happened, but this is new.
Peach: Let’s not jinx it.
Luigi: Must be one of Master Hand’s announcements.
(A familiar song starts playing)
Daisy: I don’t know, but I think Mario’s trying to start speedrunning.
Mario is in the corner trying to speed run.
Samus: Hm. That’s random.
Joker: Wait, I’ve snuck my way into enough wild house parties to know this song! It’s….
Crazy Hand over the intercom: DO THE HARLEM SHAKE.
As soon as the Intercom shouted that, everyone went berserk. Mario began clipping through the walls, King Dedede began wrestling Donkey Kong, Wii Fit Trainer ate some chocolate, Lucas began to exert chaotic energy, the Inklings began asserting their dominance, Yoshi was filing his taxes, Snake ate a chair, Ridley set some curtains on fire, Lucina beat Bowser in an arm wrestle, Inceroar stole Bowser Jr’s clown car, and Sans…
He was doing exercise. Truly a surprise.
And that’s just to name a few. At the end of the day, Master Hand had to clean up all the broken furniture, put out a few fires, set the thermostat back to normal, and get King K. Rool out of that hole in the ceiling.
Crazy Hand: …It was pretty funny, you have to admit that.
Master Hand: I had to go find Mario! DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST HE GOES AT MAXIMUM SPEEDRUN VELOCITY?!
Crazy Hand: …At a speed where he could beat a game in under thirty minutes?
Master Hand: He clipped through dimensions! I’m not even sure how one can do that!
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