[studdedrose]

[azaleatown]

Got a problem with me? Kiss me on the lips dude

[fawnry]

[thursday]

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

[3rdeyechakra]

@oluseye

[limonerose-deactivated20190919]

[zoiodlula]

[michaelathomsen]

[m-lemann]

go to the country and never be online

[spacedood-blog]

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

[lameblr]

I know this girl who is very conventionally attractive and probably every 3 months or so she posts on Facebook “anyone want to cash app me $5 for my birthday?” and none of the guys have caught on yet. She be having 4 birthdays a year and these thirsty guys are like “just sent it beautiful enjoy your day” and that is hot privilege

[gosh]

by Marat Safin

[sheabutterbitch]

I’m still screaming that Beyoncé told people to charge their phones and get snacks while Post Malone preformed

[thealpacalypse-archive]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[nitrons]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

brunch is gay culture because none of us are awake before 10 am

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

except farm gays. these are the most powerful gays and I dare not fuck with them

[wishful-thinkment]

my mum is a farm gay, she came out, left my dad, moved to a tiny little podunk farming town, found the only other gay in the village, the waitress at the diner, she gave her her number and now they’re engaged. she truly is the most powerful gay. a brave lesbian.

an inspiration.

[a-melior-ate]

[m-lemann]

the soul of Russia