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Mc: So last week I had to stop my plans due to hunger. So back to the topic of me becoming the Demon Ruler.
Mammon: I honestly hoped you would have forgotten about this by now.
Belphie: I'm not surprised at all. Mc is pretty thick skulled sometimes.
Lucifer: *sighs* Can't you just stop this nonsense?
Mc: Well, nobody forces you to support me but then you won't be my right hand demon, just saying.
Lucifer: I guess I have no choice in that case.
Satan: Wait why does he get to be your right hand demon?
Mammon: Yeah right? That obviously should be me. I'm your first demon!
Lucifer: I think it's pretty clear why it will be me.
Satan: No it's not. Please explain Mc?!
Mc: Well Lucifer won't support me unless I give him a good position and I clearly need someone to keep everyone in line.
Mammon: You really are serious about this aren't you?
Levi: I can't say that I'm super invested in this but like wtf Mc?!
Mc: Of course, I'm serious and Levi I do plan to increase the anime imports to the devildom once I'm ruler.
Levi: *!* Wow, in that case I pledge my alliance to you my lord!
Mammon: Talk about a heel turn.
Satan: You are so weak Levi.
Mc: I also plan to give you all an allowance that is 1 percent higher than Lucifer's and I plan to make Satan my personal adviser. On top of that Asmo will be my personal outfitter. Beel will be my food tester and personal guard and Belphie umm will get 50 pillows.
Mammon: You are so generous I know why you are my human!
Beel: Mmmmh food.
Asmo: I sure hope I can make your nails and makeup too!
Satan: I feel like someone is finally acknowledging me.
Belphie: I know you are playing us all but I don't care so these pillows better be extra fluffy.
Diavolo: Sounds like you have a great plan there.
Mc: I think you could me my left hand Demon. It's basically the same as the right hand position. I mean if you are up for it?
Diavolo: Well if you manage to become the ruler I would be honored.
Mc: Do you think you could then let me ask Barbatos to be my butler? I could really use one at that point.
Diavolo: Feel free to ask him, I'm sure he would be happy to serve the demon ruler if it's you.
*Sometime later*
Solomon: So Mc plans to become the new demon ruler and you all are just okay with it?
Asmo: Well Mc had some very good offers for us so we had no reason to disagree.
Simeon: Aren't you worried that this will lead to war?
Satan: Well Mc needs to make a pact with the demon king first and then order him to get off the throne. Doesn't sound like there is a reason for a war.
Solomon: Will it really be this easy?
Satan: I'm sure Mc will be very disappointed if it doesn't work out.
Asmo: So we just gotta support them.
Solomon: I'm kinda envious about this. I guess all my complicated plans are useless in the end. Kinda disappointing.
Satan: It can't be helped.
Simeon: I'm just worried that you all will end up fighting even more once Mc wants to marry one of you.
Asmo: We are demons and you know Mc could just marry us all I guess.
Satan: I won't accept Lucifer as my co-partner of Mc.
Simeon: Is that your only issue?
Asmo: My biggest issue is time management. I mean I can't be satisfied with just that much attention.
Satan: Well first Mc has to become the new ruler. Then we figure out the hard part.
Simeon: At least you have priorities I guess?!
Luke: I love how you all act like this is no big deal.
The most implausible thing about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic isnāt the magic talking horses, itās the notion that a graduate student, a professional athlete and a small business owner would be able to coordinate their schedules well enough to hang out on a regular basis.
Choose your queen for the holy war. Part one, winner goes on to FIGHT.
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