Miss Constant Crisis

I only care about my goats I don't know what else to say I'm 18 and female ig Hope you're doing well

[thehoneyinthecrown]

Do I want sex, OR do I want to be held and validated?

[anxietyproblem]

[kalbijjim-deactivated20181129]

literally just learned after 23 years of existence that annie get your gun is not a sequel to beloved redhead musical annie.

[annabelle--cane]

bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there’ll be blood

[fh3207972]

PEOPLE WHO DONT KISS AFTER HEAD ARE SO FUCKING WEAK

[thehoneyinthecrown]

True

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

[themuteprotagonist]

[thehoneyinthecrown]

*applying for a job and doing one of the questionaire things*

Q: “you like to have plenty of time to stop and rest”

Agree or disagree.

Me: disagree. I want you to work me to death please.

[rafawriter]

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are

[m0ssagate-deactivated20220119]

Abby :/

[besnurched]

Amy. Fuck having a short name

[incremental-revolution]

aein. So, it’s how people pronounce it all the time anyway.

[systlin]

Aeeklnnt   

how the hell do I even say that

[thebibliosphere]

Joy. That’s it, that’s my fantasy protagonist name. @quinfirefrorefiddle was right all along.

[soapycrow-deactivated20220209]

Eilov

[xubbs]

Ahkty

[crankycorviknight]

einr

[thehoneyinthecrown]

Aaahmnst

Alrighty then..

[thehoneyinthecrown]

I need help

So I have this idea that my dad and I came up with. The idea is a dab pen that looks like a light saber and lights and makes the sound affects of one when you use it. Does anybody if this exist yet and if it doesn't who do I talk to to make this happen?

[thehoneyinthecrown]

When you're trying to decide if you should go to bed or stay up even later and renounce any self control and read another weird ass history article on Facebook

[mst3kkeith]

It’s funny how some people don’t realize like. When I was in elementary school every year we had “intruder” drills. They were always kinda spooky but I never thought anything of it when I was a kid. The teacher would turn the light off and lock the room doors and we’d all have to quietly hide under desks until the intercom announced it was over. Sometimes there’d be someone walking around and trying the doors to the classrooms to make sure they were locked. Never seemed strange to me as a kid, but talking with my canadian spouse they look mortified

[heronfem]

It’s wild how much of life in the US revolves around the unending threat of murder and violence. And by wild I mean a nightmare.

[irlpupi]

Other countries don’t have drills like this??

[thehoneyinthecrown]

Seriously?

[pi-la]

He was putty in her hands.

[samurai-flocka]

She made him look like a ass 😂😂😂⚰️

[thehoneyinthecrown]

Wow that's fucking Clever

[kibumkim]

tbh…

[bigtittydgemini]

IT’S TRUUUE THOOOO

[jimmyfury]

All the rich people in the notes trying to defend the truth of this by whining about how they were raised to save every penny (because obviously poor people are poor because they never save money not because there’s a fucked up system that perpetuates poverty or anything) and it was so hard being raised to be like that boo hoo hoo

poor people buy people food because we remember what it felt like to go hungry so y’all can fuck off with this it was so hard growing up rich bullshit

[shippingfleetadmiral]

@zarabithia

[thehoneyinthecrown]

Accurate

[nick-avallone]

“you should try going to sleep earlier! then you wouldn’t be so tired!”

[thegoodvybe]

[probablysapphic]

Me: *jumps from crushing on girls to crushing on guys* parkour

[noseblush-deactivated20141117]

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

[grilledcheese4evr]

This is the most important thing I have ever read.