Adam blogs in hell about all the dumb shit Lucifer does.
"Look at this fail ass loser. He tripped on the stairs over nothing and fell down the whole flight of stairs." Video of Lucifer falling down the stairs.
"Ha! Loser in his pink fucking pyjamas. Sleep nude like a real man, freak." Picture of Lucifer sleeping.
"Caught the perv spying on me in the shower this morning. What a dork." Blurry image of Lucifer with a towel around his waist looking at Adam in the mirror.
"No. The freak is not my boyfriend. We just fuck sometimes. Anyway, the wimp took us to some sad fuck movie and he's crying over the ending." Image of Lucifer in the theatre smiling and crying as he watched the screen, they're holding hands in the bottom corner of the image.
"Look at this ugly ass ring that lose-cifer gave me last week. I'll update you guys on all the dumb wedding stuff Lu wants to do." Image of a large diamond ring and one done professionally of Lucifer down on one knee with the ring and Adam's surprised but happy face.
Fewer posts now as Adam gets busy.
"He wanted to do a father-daughter dance so here's a picture of Lucifer dancing with Char. I did one with Vags too." Some pictures of them dancing and switching so Adam was dancing with Char and Lucifer with Vaggi.
"Some more of the dork crying over ultrasound pics. And no, you losers, they're not mine. Fuck off with that. I'm the first fucking MAN, not some chick. Vags is preggo with our grandson. She's kicking pregnancy's fucking ass." Images from the ultrasound.
"Baby's born. Update lter."
"He's crying again. What a dork." Image of Lucifer holding the baby and happy crying.
Posts basically stop after that and start being more like:
"Kiddo has some lungs on him."
"Family going out to dinner."
"Dork is snoring again. He's kinda cute like this though." Lucifer curled around a stuffed animal.
"Ha. Grandpa's worn out." Lucifer passed out with a toddler snuggled up on the couch, they're decked out in Lu Lu world gear.
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