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Scars

Don’t tell me that I need a scar To represent that I’ve been marked I’ve got scars that no one has seen Scars in my head, scars in my genes

Don’t tell me that I overreact No one should ever be treated like that Told that I’m not good enough Until physical scars pop up

Don’t tell me that it doesn’t count If I’ve never been hit in the head My head is broken, you just can’t see it Could you see it if you saw me dead?

~written exactly three years ago

Alright

Now I'm not going to delete bc idk how and also idt I'd be able to access the blog from the outside if I did so imma change the password to something I won't remember

tai-korczak

23 Emotions people feel, but can’t explain

Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.

Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.

Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.

Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.

Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.

Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.

Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.

Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.

Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.

Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.

Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.

Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening

Ellipsism: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out.

Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence.

Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.

Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.

Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.

Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.

Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.

Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.

Liberosis: The desire to care less about things.

Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.

Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

I know that my purpose Is keeping others alive, But I know they’d survive Without me. I get off on helping, And being polite, But in the big scheme of life, What does that mean? Do they even need Someone like me?

There’s tons of good people in this terrible world Some don’t even do it for themselves I tell myself it’s all to see the smile on their face But really it’s just saving me from hell And there are moments when I give up Do I have what it takes to live love?

I know that you hurt me I have the right to be mad But I still don’t want you To be sad Jesus got mad once But I get mad too much I’ll never be good Just because I’m not bad If I get mad At the drop of a hat There’s tons of good people in this terrible world Some don’t even do it for themselves I tell myself it’s all to see the smile on their face But really it’s just saving me from hell And there are moments when I break I know I don’t have what it takes If I died tonight Would you go on with life? Knowing I might help someone Is keeping me alive But there’s tons of good people in this terrible world Some don’t even do it for themselves I tell myself it’s all to see the smile on your face But someone else could make you smile just as well

man101

Voice Deepening Stretches

Lean your head back until you feel a light stretch in your neck tendons.

Hold for fifteen seconds.

Lightly hum, and gradually bring it down lower as you go.

Center your head.

Now lean your head to the left until you feel a light stretch.

Hold for fifteen seconds.

Center your head.

Repeat this process leaning your head to the right.

Lower your head down and put your hands behind your head.

Try to push your head against your hands upwards, while providing resistance from your hands.

the-introverted-thespian

I need this as a man with an abnormally high voice… literally… I can sing alto

I’m havin a good time when I Look to my right You’ve been standin with your friends Watchin us dancin all night I know it’s been four years and I still Haven’t apologized But I’ve been nice to you since then so please Don’t ruin my night

me: *does something i perceive as wrong* i'm so sorry

him: it's fine you did nothing wrong

me: i-i'm sorry

him: no really don't apologize

me: i'm a terrible person i don't deserve you

him: please STOP

me: *curls up in a ball* stop yelling at me i said im sorry

from-diy-to-diys

blackintellectunrefined-deactiv

IM SCREAMING.

i-used-to-be-zelda-deactivated2

REBLOGGING FOR FUTURE USE

theinturnetexplorer

The “Magic Mirror”

wdbrkbrmghm

欲しい。商品化しないかな・・・。

did-you-reboot

This is super cool but it doesn’t include the text instructions! Here’s the original imgur gallery with some comments on each image, and here is a detailed tutorial that the creator made (he also made the code free to use on his github) in case you want to make one yourself!

solitics

HOLY SHIT

sobeitjayt

wtf

bliztedminds

His some future shit

professionalfacesitter

I gotta get this in my mancave

buzzfeedtasty

Cinnamon Sugar Cheesecake Bars by Tasty

Ingredients:

Yields: 12 bars

2 tubes crescent dough

16 oz cream cheese

1 egg

1 cup sugar, divided

1 tsp vanilla

2 Tbsp. cinnamon

Preparation:

Preheat oven to 350°F/180°C.

In a bowl, beat cream cheese until smooth. Then, add ½ cup sugar, egg, and vanilla, and beat until smooth.

Roll out crescent dough and pinch the seams together.

Next, in a small bowl, mix the remaining ½ cup sugar with the cinnamon. In a greased 9×13 baking dish, sprinkle half of the cinnamon sugar. Lay down one crescent dough rectangle. Spread on cream cheese filling. Top with the other crescent dough rectangle, and sprinkle on the remaining cinnamon sugar.

Bake 30 minutes. Cool completely, then cut into 12 squares, and enjoy!

Inspired by: Joyful Momma’s Kitchen.

buzzfeed

OH.

Songs that sound way too creepy

· Fall Out Boy’s “Just One Yesterday:” this song, in the first verse, sounds a lot like taking advantage of children (“I thought of angels choking on their halos, get them drunk of rose water. See how dirty I can get them, pulling out their tiny teeth, and clip their tiny wings.”) and the chorus sounds like going to prison (“Anything you say can and will be held against you… I’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday.”). One line that really pushes the point is “So only say my name, it will be held against you.” It sounds like the perp is so guilty that all he can say is the name.

· All Time Low’s “Get Down On Your Knees And Tell Me You Love Me:” Just listen to some lyrics for this song: “When did lust for you become an organized crime? I tried to keep you honest babe, but I was just a pawn, you played the part so well it hurts to know you’re gone.” Not only does this one sound rapey, it also sounds pretty victim blamey. That ain’t good.

mergaliscious-deactivated

Holy shit, what a difference a year (not even!) can make. Greg looks like he’s grown three years, and I, well…

albertothechihuahua

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

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no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC

que-pasadena

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

perlexnoire-deactivated20150716

Oh? Well… *reblag*

zer0will2live

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

foodffs

FRESH RASPBERRY COOKIES AND CREAM ICE CREAM

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

charlotteeverdeen

It feels so good to finally have money in my pocket after being broke for so long and barely having to do anything. I basically go to this site, and complete the quizzes whenever I have time. I just cashed out the money i made since last week and I can finally go shopping for some new clothes :)

charlotteeverdeen

but also do not forget to check your email. I wasn’t to cash out my money at first because I realized i did not verify my email.

scottmichaels

omg I just tried this out while waiting for the bus. I was able to make $13 in a few minutes. I’m definitely going to do this more often.

mergaliscious-deactivated

Ask parents

thebootydiaries

It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s Monday, the day of the weekly conference call between all Muslims. We have been required to attend this Skype meeting from the the tender age of fetus, but I had never spoken in one of them before.

That changes today.

“Hey guys, what if…” I start to say.

Nobody hears me, but I refuse to be silent. How could I show my face again on Tumblr if I couldn’t even save my mayonnaise friends from death? How could I expect to earn their respect? Anon was right; why hadn’t I done this before? Thousands of lives had paid the price for my ignorance, but not anymore.

“What if you guys….. stopped killing people.“

Suddenly, silence.

1,643,398,023 pairs of eyes are on me. My heart is in my throat as the ISIS leader gives me a blank expression.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. "Please.” I say with a broken voice.

He is moved.

“Aight”.