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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

groovinomicon

fuck you I can hear it

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head

asettledsky

Good news!

byjove

Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.

byjove

Henry Croutons…..

airman

trying not to bawl in class over henry croutons

c3rvida3

Wait I’m sorry I mean no disrespect but are you not going by P***y A** anymore? (Not Pussy Ass)

I’m trying to think of a joke response that’s even marginally funnier than the concept of my deadname being Pussy Ass and I can’t. It doesn’t exist.

emkaymlp

emojis can't do this

@@@@@ :^)

martch simpson

vintar

i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing

oceanicmajestic

outta my way, straight boy

catchymemes

anime-penis

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

sobeitjay2

This is what happens when you have children, they take over your music

aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20

this is so fuckin cuteeee

afronerdism

I just can’t get over her little “aaayy”

trappeds0ull-deactivated2020072

Me as a father in the future 😭😭😭

queenstravelingdarling

😍😍😍

one-time-i-dreamt

I met Ryan Reynolds and told him we was my idol. He kissed me on the forehead, whispered, “You look like a fucking badger,” and walked away.

kissmeimadragonlord

If someone told me this was an actually interaction they had with him I wouldn’t be surprised.

satansyoungerbrother

I forgot to read the blog name and just wrote it off as “yep that’s Reynolds.”

1dietcokeinacan

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

cagaderamental

megheadmed

You need.. you need to unmute…

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

colombian-jacob-49

This is perfection 😂

lilcontinent-deactivated2015070

kushblazer666

mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service

tonightweredrinkingfromthebong

sleeper contender for post of the year

barzum-and-baizli

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

hlwim

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

elf-trash

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.