Who dares, Wins. (SFW)

-  Taken - "in your darkest hours, call on me! and we will fight the monsters together - - everyone has the right to be themselves - - contact me if you need help. - -Canadian, / Dutch (coz 50/50 rocks!)- -20 something-

[introvertsnation]

[terrorignitis]

Juansen Dizon, i am the architect of my own destruction

[introvertsnation]

[nothingspecialjustasoul]

Still healing. Still tired.

[rozieramati]

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»this sign« by micah lexier (+)

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:

HES SEVENTEEN

He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.

He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.

Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.

He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)

Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.

If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.

He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.

He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.

He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.

The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.

He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.

Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.

Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.

He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.

He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.

He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.

HES SEVENTEEN.

[comradekatara]

in the foreword to one of his avatar novels, fc yee talks about how the original spec script he submitted to be a writer for atla was basically the prototype of the episode that would later become “sokka’s master.” this is the least surprising fact anyone could ever learn, considering that most characters and many of the major themes across both duologies just play off various aspects of his character. oh, you’re a sokka stan? i didn’t notice by the way you wrote kyoshi as a depersonalized, chronically miserable vessel for justice. and i didn’t notice by the way you wrote yangchen as a scheming tactician who uses underhanded methods and will sacrifice her humanity in the name of performing her duty to the world. and i certainly didn’t notice by the way you wrote kavik, because you made him a younger brother and a waterbender from the northern water tribe, so i certainly won’t be connecting any dots witnessing a scheming, mathematical genius who is devoted [to his perceived obligation] to his family to the point of self-ruin. no parallels to draw here, no sir! and yes, if you’re wondering, these are but three of the more prominent examples. i could go on.

[party-gilmore]

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

[hartsnkises]

What have you done

[roach-works]

once in high school someone managed to seize control of the intercom and announced, "Attention, all students, this is an announcement: you have just lost the Game," and i got to find out what it sounds like when an entire school shrieks in rage all at once.

[valtsv]

the tracking service for online orders at work keeps glitching and showing the drivers' location as somewhere off the african coast, so me and my coworkers have developed a ritual of standing in a circle and chanting "banished to the ocean. banished to the ocean." like evil sorcerers each time we go to accept an order and every time the location tracker shows them lost at sea we high five and cheer

[nudibranchparty]

NULL ISLAND

CAN WE GET SOME APPLAUSE FOR NULL ISLAND

BANISHED TO THE OCEAN!

(It's 0° N, 0° E, so lots of gps glitches return that point when they fuck up.)

[valtsv]

[anxietyproblem]

[gremlin-pattie]

idk who decided 8 hours is adequate. if I do not get AT LEAST 10 (preferably 12-14) i am so so sleepy all the time

[sassy-cass-16]

look i know the hunger games fandom is entrenched in songbirds and snakes brainrot right now but i just wanna mention how horribly genius the tesserae system is

like. it's designed to keep the poorest districts from ever winning the games, by keeping the population of those districts on the verge of starvation without ever tipping the line too far. the poorer you are, the more you need your children to take tesserae. the more tesserae your children take, the more times their name is added to the reaping pool. the more times a name appears in the reaping pool, the more likely they are to be drawn over a person who doesn't need to take tesserae. a kid who's been surviving off of tesserae grain and oil is exponentially more likely to die early on in the games due to the effects of malnutrition (low muscle mass and body fat, not to mention the mental consequences).

pretty much the only reason katniss was physically capable of surviving the games was because she'd been able to catch meat in the forest. surviving on just the tesserae she was taking for her mother and prim, there's no way she would've had the physical strength to make it out alive.

say what you want about the realism of the hunger games but the tesserae system is horrifyingly well-designed to do exactly what it's supposed to do.

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[missinyouiskillingme]

maybe you weren’t the one for me but deep down I wanted you to be

[missinyouiskillingme]

I'm hoping that you'll come back to me

[schuylerpeck]

schuylerpeck / instagram: hiitssky

[veejiez]

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱

He becomes docile and tender only for you. He's got a big attitude; he's a brash man. Terribly hot-headed and quick-tempered. He snaps at anyone and everyone, sometimes irrationally.

But for you? For you that all melts away. For his pretty Y/n he'll be gentle and tender. You need help with something small? Right away. You need hugs and kisses? He's gonna smother you in them. You're feeling sad? He'll put everything on hold to console you.

Only when you tell him, "Calm down, baby." he'll actually listen.

Toji, Eren, Levi, Zuko

[ur-daily-inspiration]