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I don't want to be blocked and I'm tired of worrying about it. Yes I'm above 18.

“you shall not round the corners of your head.”

unfortunately, the head is too spherical to have discernible corners, so either no part of it is a corner (then why would the instruction be given?) or any part could be.

so, to be on the safe side,

notaplaceofhonour

possible alternate explanation.

the universe is a simulation and the instruction was given before G-d upgraded their GPU (G-d Processor Unit), when the world was rendered in low poly models, and heads had a lot of corners.

sighinastorm

Then how could rounding be possible?

notaplaceofhonour

Could be a reference to corner clipping, where collisions in a corner cause you to glitch through walls. Similar thing might happen when trying to cut the corner of lowpoly models. Too many angles, causes the blade to clip into your head and/or sending you under the map.

mushroominaforest

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

stealingpotatoes

“Into the Luke-and-Leia-verse”...

Okay now I want more of this 🤣💕🥔

luckily for you i also want more so I'm using you as a very convincing excuse

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stealingpotatoes

ik i said before that anidala were super divorced in the rebel padmé au, but let's be real, nothing's ever that simple with these two

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stealingpotatoes

In ur Rebel Padme AU, since Thrawn has canonically met and interacted with Padme and Anakin, who is he backing in the divorce 😂? Would he still be in the Empire or would Padme get him to join her?

thrawn’s a smart guy and he knows that when skywalker drama occurs, one does well to back neither side

Karyn Faro: Sir, intel says General Amidala’s in command of this rebel base Thrawn: Oh no. We need to retreat. Karyn Faro: A retreat?? But the reports say we could easily take this base and Amidala's just some former politician Thrawn, thinking of the 7ft tall space wizard with a propensity for choking officers, currently in the middle of the galaxy’s most insane divorce: It’s not Amidala I’m worried about

stealingpotatoes

who wants more rebel padmé au (me, the answer is me i want it)

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stealingpotatoes

how rogue one probably goes in the rebel padmé/ galaxy's messiest divorce au

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Everyone: Pound cakes are very rich.

Me: Yeah I bet they're a bit more than a regular cake, probably basically the same thing though.

Pound cake recipe:

derinthescarletpescatarian

This isn't a cake this is a giant cube of cookie

derinthescarletpescatarian

#i fucking love pound cake i will go FERAL for pound cake i dont think this recipe has enough butter

This cake is approximately 50% sugars and fats how much more butter do you want

flavinbagel

Much more butter and a bit more sugar, actually. You know traditionally, pound cake meant every ingredient was added by a pound, so really there should be 250g of sugar and 250g of melted butter, and hopefully the eggs come out to 250g as well. I'm guessing the full 455g of each ingredient is probably more than you need.

Of course, since this makes such a dense batter, you pretty much have to bake it as a bundt, but that's your classic Pound Cake right there.

derinthescarletpescatarian

That's fucking bonkers. Who invented this thing.

rubinkatze

Someone who was sick of having to remember measurements and went: "ah, fuck that. I'll just add a pound of each and it'll probably be fine"

crumblingpages

1856: The young bride didn’t seem to think that it made any difference

“A woman has been arrested in Syracuse, New York, on complaint of her father-in-law, whose daughter she had married a few days before. She wore a complete suit of man’s apparel–and had evidently got a wife ‘under false pretences.’ The young bride didn’t seem to think that it made any difference, and clung to her female husband with all a wife’s affection. The justice committed the imposter to prison ‘for further examination’–but under what law she can be punished we confess ourselves ignorant.”

~From Meigs County telegraph. (Pomeroy [Ohio]), 13 May 1856. Chronicling America. Lib. of Congress.

pangur-and-grim

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

pangur-and-grim

that's insane. we need to change this

argentsunshine

japanese first person pronouns appeal to me on a pure information conveyance level. you're telling me with just the word "i" i could be communicating that I'm an adult man and an asshole?

drchucktingle

classic way

lvmimis

like people forget that weird girls grow into weird adult women. it doesn't just go away. and no you don't perish when you turn 25 or automatically turn into a nonweird wife and mother like some kind of Pokémon end evolution, you end up like me.

ursavorpalis

#or you transition

troublepunk-ldn

luckily weird little boys are also transitioning into weird adult women, so the balance is maintained and the world is full of cool weird adult women

no-sharks-on-the-sun

Who would win: the twelve angry men from Twelve Angry Men or the seven samurai from Seven Samurai?

max i will not entertain this fandombrained powerscaling foolishness from you. the fact that you would even ask is offensive. it's the samurai by such a wide margin that your asking beggars belief

charlesoberonn

Do the 12 Angry Men get jumped right there in the courthouse? Or do they get time to prepare?

Because if they can prepare, the Jurors have access to 1957 America's guns, which outclass anything the Samurai could get in 1586 rural Japan.

If they're armed with just what they have in their respective movie: Yeah obviously the 7 trained warriors with katanas beat the 12 civilians (some of which are elderly) with a single switchblade between them.