Take me, I am the drug

Nicole. 25 years old. Taken by the most amazing man. Milwaukee Wisconsin. Slytherin princess. Haunted House Actor. Amateur SFX makeup artist. Cosplayer. BS Biology. Science and Stuff. Instagram: @mermaidballyhoo @leothemightyhog I like sex, lingerie, nudity, kink, weed, and creepy things. Consider this your forewarning that I post these things.

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Translation: you should not give in to evils, but proceed ever more boldly against them

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Slytherin pride moodboard 🐍

Stay magical my fellow ambitious Slytherins 💚

[bills-skarsgards]

Flaunt Magazine | Bill Skarsgård

[mermaidballyhoo]

He looks so proud of himself 😍 he's so adorable!

[idreamofsushi]

Photo by @eaternationals at Monster Sushi. (Barcelona, Spain)

[rhacnyras]

“Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.” ( requested by @textposts-and-aesthetics )

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Being A Slytherin Would Include...

Gryffindor | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff

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Getting excited every time the giant squid would swim past the glass in the common room

Having to stock up on warm clothes bc damn it gets cold in there

Everyone in the dorms having like ten blankets on their beds during winter

Having huge games of Chinese whispers at the Slytherin table which confuses the whole school as to why all the Slytherins are deadly silent

Having the sassiest and most sarcastic conversations ever with your house mates

Staying up late on Friday nights with loads of other slytherins and playing weird drinking games with firewhisky while the minors watch in awe

Always defending people from your house even if you’ve never talked to them before

Getting confused as to why Slytherin is supposed to be the “badass” house because what actually goes on in the common room is eating competitions and rap battles

Creating the strongest and most last-longing friendships 

Passing notes in class 

saying “fight me” under your breath to literally everything

So much swearing

Everyone swearing all the time that you forget that swearing is “bad”

Getting told off in class for swearing

“God fucking dammit i just spilled my fucking ink”

“Excuse me?”

“Sorry professor…slip of the tongue…”

Getting extremely stubborn when people tell you what to do, making you do the opposite. 

Not being as huge a fan of Snape even though everyone thinks Slytherins worship him

Getting really annoyed when people are surprised at how lovely you are, despite being in Slytherin 

Slytherin PRIDE 

[mermaidballyhoo]

Uhhh so all the other schools are death traps for children too?

[mermaidballyhoo]

Harry Potter Hogwarts Mystery thoughts

Tulip is officially a future serial killer. Why do I want to be friends with her? What kind of person straps dungbombs to a toad. Poor Dennis. I dont want her help!

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HOUSE OF SLYTHERIN // YOU”LL MAKE YOUR REAL FRIENDS

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[mermaidballyhoo]

🐍🐍💚⚡♥♥ 👑

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Click The Source And Follow Me ^.^

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[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

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Bitch im desperate thank you

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Desperate af

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