coffeemarie - don't fuck with me

Jenny / 31?! / Working hard to have my life be exactly what I want it to be.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[wreneddieilysm]

Rebloged.

[tieflingkisser]

[stimming-puppet]

NERV flip phone

[winged-mammal]

Inside the U.S. Government-Bought Tool That Can Track Phones at Abortion Clinics

Privacy advocates gained access to a powerful tool bought by U.S. law enforcement agencies that can track smartphone locations around the wo

anyway yeah DELETE YOUR FUCKING ADVERTISING IDS

Android:

Settings ➡️ Google ➡️ all services ➡️ Ads ➡️ Delete advertising ID

(may differ slightly depending on android version and manufacturer firmware. you can't just search settings for "advertising ID" of course 🔪)

iOS:

Settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ tracking ➡️ toggle "allow apps to request to track" to OFF

and ALSO settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ Apple advertising ➡️ toggle "personalized ads" to OFF

more details about the process here via the EFF

[coffeemarie25]

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[ine-thisu]

MANGA SPOILER ‼️‼️

Is that my beautiful, glorious, elegant, intelligent, kind, charming, thoughtful, courageous, brilliant, depandable, graceful, sincere, sharp, driven, skillful, composed, and assertive Souei being competent yet again? Fork found in the kitchen. Salt found in the ocean.

I love this guy so much you have no idea. And Rimuru's reaction too LMAO is he scared of what his subordinate capable of? He better be 😉🤭

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[the-haiku-bot]

post so nice had to

reblog it twice and force it

down everyone’s throats

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[heartclef]

NEW EARTH PHOTO JUST DROPPED FROM ARTEMIS II

[busket]

thats my home

you can see the atmosphere. that halo around the edge, that's my air. the green on the upper right is my aurora. those are my clouds, my sunlight.

and its yours! this is your home. this is the home of everyone you ever heard of and everyone you will ever meet. every animal you've been curious about. every plant you've ever picked, and sniffed. its mine and its yours and its theirs. everything is here. its all that i have. its all that you have too.

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[heartonmyshell]

Terminal Velocity (Bayverse Turts/FemReader)

A desperate job for what you think is some easy cash leaves you in the wrong place at the wrong time, caught between a lethal street gang and four mutant vigilantes. Now, you’re their bait to take down the city’s worst—and you have to pick which brother will be your constant shadow.

The intro chapter is out now!

Each week, a new chapter featuring a specific brother will drop. Which one will you ultimately choose to stay by your side? or perhaps all of them? 👀

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]

[fayriequeene]

[softviciouss]

[blignick]

[catasters]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

[flying-lemons]

oh do I have the game for you

[dancing-crow]

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.