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great-tweets

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monkeysaysficus

They have nine beverages between the two of them

polychromehana

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

jessthecheesewitch

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

queen-rot

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

jessthecheesewitch

sentimental-apathy

mxnrique

no offense but this scene > entire MCU filmography

owlwisdoms100

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

cheesesnax-deactivated20181015

What is it?

owlwisdoms100

medusagirlfriend-blog

the sexual tension between me and a pretty girl on public transportation who doesn’t even notice i’m there

gnusnoteunuchs

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

gnusnoteunuchs

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

gnusnoteunuchs

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve.

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

thenerdyindividual

kestrel-tree

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

keena-kapu

@maburito

maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

anotherlikeyou

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

mitski2020

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

camdeezy

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.