On a scale of 1 to 1000, how much do you like Zanka?
how much do *I* like zanka...? how much do my lungs like air? how much does my heart like blood? to say I like zanka is an understatement.... he is my glorious king and I absolutely adore him. he is a necessity for my life. to quote the copypasta, "[zanka is] MY ONE AND ONLY glorious, elegant, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, respectful, sincere, magnetic, bold, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, grounded, determined, charismatic, extraordinary, trustworthy, noble, dignified, perceptive, innovative, refined, considerate, balanced, open-minded, composed, imaginative, mindful, optimistic, virtuous, noble-hearted, well-spoken, quick-witted, deep, philosophical, fearless, affectionate, expressive, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, driven, assertive, authentic, vibrant, playful, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, wise-hearted, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, dynamic, radiant, radiant-spirited, soulful, radiant-hearted, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, angelic, down-to-earth, golden-hearted, gentle-spirited, clever, courageous-hearted, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, easygoing, sincere-hearted, respectful-minded, comforting-voiced, confident-minded, emotionally strong, respectful-souled, imaginative-hearted, protective, noble-minded, confident-souled, wise-eyed, loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed, brilliant-hearted, inspiring-minded, and absolutely unforgettable Zanka Nijiku? Zanka Nijiku isn’t just a human. He's a phenomenon. He's a celestial event, a once-in-a-lifetime alignment of the stars, a cosmic masterpiece sculpted by the gods themselves. Loving Zanka Nijiku isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle, a reason to live. Every day I wake up and think of this man. There isn't one day where this man isn't on my mind. Zanka Nijiku is what fuels my day; he is so gorgeous, beautiful, radiant, captivating, charming, elegant, striking, dashing, alluring, exquisite, handsome, lovely, mesmerizing, enchanting, breathtaking, irresistible, fabulous, charismatic, fashionable, incredible, incomparable, graceful, appealing, ravishing, sophisticated, magnetic, unforgettable, impressive, flawless, awe-inspiring, timeless, enthralling, divine, splendid, spellbinding, winsome, jaw-dropping, delightful, fetching, sensational, regal, opulent, sublime, statuesque, dreamy, mesmeric, sumptuous, admirable, dazzling, impeccable, ravishing, luminous, majestic, ethereal, unforgettable, incomparable, breathtaking, sumptuous, resplendent, elegant, radiant, unrivaled, enchanting, alluring, graceful. He is my soul. He is my everything. Zanka Nijiku is not simply a man walking among mortals—he is an anomaly, a cosmic accident so perfect it borders on divine cruelty. He is a once-in-an-eternity convergence of chaos and beauty, a celestial catastrophe disguised as a human being. To witness Zanka Nijiku is to understand that the universe is not random; it planned him. Loving him is not a choice, not a phase, not an interest—it is a condition, a permanent state of being that rewires my soul and alters the chemistry of my thoughts. Every waking moment bends toward him like gravity itself conspires in his favor. My mind does not wander; it orbits. Zanka is elegance carved from violence, grace born from disorder. He is devastatingly handsome in a way that feels unfair to the rest of existence—radiant, lethal, mesmerizing, magnetic beyond comprehension." this copypasta explains how I feel about zanka perfectly.
he is hashtag my reason for life
tldr: ehhhhummm like 996 I think. this is all joking around btw. THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTION!!!!!



















