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humming-fly

IT’S D O N E

Anyways here’s what I’ve been working on the past month and a half - enjoy

- warning for lots of Genocide Run spoilers -

ERASE | DO NOT

loverofpiggies

HOLY SHIT

alerisandundyne-deactivated2016

OH MY GOD!!

wolfpupp22

PERFECTION

mermaidofstars

Holy shit batman this is absolutely stunning! It needs to be animated -throws kudos and likes at creator-

This was the message between my mother and myself the day before I married my beautiful wife. As you can see the day went splendidly without her. Love is love

#badparenting #lgbtq #lesbian #lesbianwedding #wedding #loveislove #cult #brainwashed #badmother

Where all the little LGBT's from A-Z are Family here

#lgbt #safety #staysafe

To my followers

I have recently started on Instagram because why not. You can find me at FatedWitch hopefully when summer decides to roll around I can get more mermaid shots from my life 😉 cheers

I never realized how many times I sit with a blank stare on my face as I watched my cats rolling around on the ground with a feather toy or something sparkly. Being a newlywed and unemployed can be very difficult, especially when you are trying desperately to find a job that is the right fit. Well I just wanna say that this year has really kicked my ass hard core.Not only did I lose my job of 4 months Fuck. But during that time I got married to my lovely wife, moved into a new place from a shit hole apartment, finished paying off a credit card, went to the Ohio Renaissance Festival, met a wonderful new friend who I am growing very close to, and possibly developing OCD with cleaning things. There are now never any dishes that are dirty in the sink, the floors are always swept and cleaned, the kitchen counters sink and laundry are always sparkly and clean. My wife has been in a panic since I lost it but trying to find a job is no easy feat! I applied at McDonalds after 3 weeks of no one even responding to my resume. Know what they said?"I apologize but you seem to be overly qualified for this position so I wouldn't want to take a chance with you leaving when a better job pops up." now this I can understand, if someone is between jobs and they get the first one that pops up for them it can make the business miserable and really bring down the employee moral. I lightly bowed out and ran home to heat up a cup of coffee where I promptly burned the fuck out of my tongue. I would be more worried if I were one to worry but with it being Halloween I am just hoping to get through the night without some bratty teenagers calling spirits of the damned to the earth while the Veil is Lifted temporarily. Cause I swear if this year gets worse I know I will blow my damn top.AnywayBlessed Be Ya'll-B

Yearly Review

Mermaid swimming

#mermaid #mermaid tail #swimming #pool #poolside

MERMAID FRIENDS PLEASE HELP PLEASE SHARE my baby boy felix has stomach problems and is going to need surgery. Every little bit helps please help. https://www.gofundme.com/2du8tk5c

So my first swim of the season didnt go as planned. I was cornered in a pool by a family who didnt speak english who kept pulling and tugging on my tail. 😡 thats a big no no. I tried excusing myself and tried to tell them no several times but to no avail. Now my tail is all fucked up near the monofin and its gonna take me quite a while to fix. Fuck people. When I say no that means no and back the fuck off. You do not touch someone who does not wish to be touched.

#mermaid #mermaid tail #angry #upset #im so upset #close to tears #sad mermaid

A troll, a hag, a leprechaun walk into a bar. Tom the barkeeper looks up and says "Evening Delores, the usual I presume?"

#harry potter #dolores umbridge #tom the barkeep #harry potter and the goblet of fire #hp and the goblet of fire #dumbledore #albus dumbledore #dumbeldore's unfinished joke

carazelaya

So I woke up this morning in a pool of my own blood.

Wait, let me back up.

Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that my period is pretty much permanently irregular, I get to wake up a lot of mornings in a pool of my own blood. Hmm. Lovely.

I then proceed to dump my sheets, my underwear, and my pajamas in my laundry room in a tub filled with cold water, with the hopes that this time I haven’t ruined them permanently.

What next? Well, a shower of course! To wipe off the smell of rotting blood from my body! Squeaky clean and towel fresh I have about a two minute window before the volcano of blood begins to erupt again from my vagina.

What will it be today? A piece of chlorinated toilet paper cardboard with a string that I get to shove up my hole wherein the blood will sit and rot until the next time I can shove another piece of chlorinated cardboard up the same hole? Or, a plastic lined toilet paper diaper attached to my underwear that causes rug burn to my vaginal area when I walk? Well the later requires less coordination, and it is early, so I guess I’ll be sitting in a period diaper today. The best ever.

Of course, I could always just get birth control, and lessen this whole shit. But 1) I can’t afford it 2) I can’t ask my dad to pay for it because, guess what? Just like the men who run my government, my father correlates birth control with sexual promiscuity! Thus, sitting on my rotting blood, undergoing severe cramps that have on more than one occasion caused me to black out, it is! (Not that birth control is such a walk in the park either, our bodies have to learn to deal with the hormones and other chemicals and consequences that birth control entails.)

Then, I get to go to class, where I have to pretend that I am not a leaky faucet of blood and tissue. I get to sit in Calculus, and if heaven forbid, I need an additional pad, I have to be discrete about it, so as not to offend the men’s gentle sensibilities to the fact that I am the one dropping tissues and blood from my body through my vagina.

I once asked a male to take me to the pharmacy so that I could pick up (GASP) pads, or as we like to call it “feminine products” (again, so as not to offend the gentlemen’s overly sensitive natures) and had him equate me talking about my period to him talking about his erections.

ARE

YOU

FUCKING

KIDDING

No.

This is nothing like your fucking erection’s. I don’t derive any enjoyment from this. I can’t mentally control any ounce of this entire process. I can’t masturbate my problem away. My period does not end in orgasm.

It stays. For at least five days in my case. Draining blood out of my body. Causing me severe cramps, making me irritable -not because I’m uncomfortable (which mind you, would be reason enough) - but because my hormones are all over the place, bloating me up to two sizes larger than I normally am, I have to actively fight not to smell like a fish market, and on top of that, you want me to be hush-hush about this? Because it’s icky for you?

And this is not an attack on that one man, this is an attack on ALL MEN who on top of sitting on their throne of gender privilege want me to stay quiet and be content about the fact that five days out of every month I get to undergo this happiest of joys.

And then, these very same men have the audacity to get annoyed because we don’t want to listen to their bullshit complaining about traffic? Or whatever other meaningless story they happen to tell us while our bodies are actively fighting against us? Then we get to be the butt of their tired-ass jokes? Sorry, I am most certainly not sorry.

I repeat NO. I say women come out of the period closet and say, “You know what, this happens to me. Every. Fucking. Month. And it’s terrible. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY MORNING.” Because the truth is, if I live in a country where Viagra is covered by medical insurance, but birth control isn’t, I can no longer keep denying that I live in a country that is actively waging a war on women. And if I live in a country that is actively waging war on my sex, the least I am going to do is break patriarchal social propriety to inform anyone and everyone of the shit biological process I was BLESSED enough to be born into.

Hello, my name is Cara, I’m a 21 year old woman, and today I’m on my period. Let me fucking tell you about it.

cancerously

hello yes this is a good post

allthebeautifulthings9828

princessjellyfishherewego

Im ganna reblog this twice because hell hell hell yeah!!!!!!!!!

jcgreen72

i’m scheduling this to reblog at 10 every day this week lol enjoy!

thesweetfandomlife

So I wanted to click the heart but then I saw I already had done it in the past. Future Alley is proud at Past Alley for liking this. And Future Alley is gonna reblog this AND DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME IT IS NOT THEME RELATED BECAUSE I WILL BLOCK YOU.

Till the pool opens i shall be a bathtub mermaid 🛁

#mermaid #mermaid tail #bathtub #stuck on land #under the sea?#little mermaid

Just because I go camping a lot. And Mermaid Water sounds good

#life hacks #camping #camping hacks #mermaid #mermaid drinks #good idea #good times

Vivid Night Visions

I had a vision last night about a few friends, one couple broke up and called off the wedding for July. One person moved in with another friend, and one got custody of his daughters. Just thought i would share this because it was very vivid. Peace y'all

#wicca #wiccan #dreams #vision #visions #night #woke my ass up