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Dayna || 15 || Jamaica you public pool bitches aren't mermaids

[rumour-deactivated20121224]

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the best 10 seconds in radio history

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

when i make a dumb post that i instantly regret 

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[cousinmarcus]

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

[sexbooksandvacations]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

can apple stop releasing new iphones every three minutes and start making itunes a not so shitty program

[ftfhal]

oh my god

[goldenclitoris]

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters* Get ready for some all night entertainment

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[thegalaxiesedge-deactivated2014]

*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

[geekishchic]

*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

[theforce]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER UPLOADED TO THE INTERNET 

[theforce]

I got Mr. Chi City at least 20k extra views on this video pls come back Mr. Chi City

[hotstalin-deactivated20140311]

Got a light, bro

[dailybreakingbad]

[yungnoodlez]

[lordoftheinternet]

what the fuck is the harlem shake did i miss something

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[mermxid]

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

[mermxid]

america:

england:

america:

england reblog my selfie

no

revolutionary war