Shelveeee

I'm Shelby and I'm 18. My daily life consists of laughing at dank memes and eating sushi.

[weavemama]

THE SUNKEN PLACE 

[regalasfuck]

you can really tell when people lose that spark for you

[earthdad]

i want that remote like in the movie Click but i want to rewind it after i nut so i can know what the nut feels like going back into me

[earthdad]

a minute after making this i realized i made a mistake i’m sorry

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

If I had to read this so do the rest of y'all

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[thursday]

i wonder how many slices of pizza i’ve eaten over the course of my lifetime

[seroqvel]

someone ive spoken to a total of 2.5 times: i have a crush

me: you don’t have to be so obvious……i know it’s me

[averagefairy]

i’m like… not okay with this sudden resurgence in “random xD” sayings on clothing like is this 2008? if i see one more shirt at forever 21 that says “if you’re not a taco i don’t like you” i might have a stroke like idk what’s going on here… have we as a nation not learned from our mistakes?? when can we finally put an end to taco humor

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

tumblrs demographic: 13-25 year olds

tumblr ads: want a reverse mortgage when you retire? no? how about a whole box of werther’s originals for 25 percent off? check out this nursing home

[danbutt]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When we discover intelligent extraterrestrial civilizations “Earth Porn” will take on an entirely new connotation.

[4444555666777888999]

I’m making coffee for my hangover but I just keep thinking about how somebody said Emma stone looks like a bitmoji

[sugarmoonaki]

[puttyhill-deactivated20140114]

[merrydckmas-blog]

tumblr users: we don’t like these ads

staff: ok

staff: *puts frame around ads*

staff: ur welcome

[sseejmovies]

[iv-fischer]

happy international women’s day 53% of white women voted for donald trump

[nojemmyproteste]