Sweet_miss

F/26/NL. Reader, Writer, Fandom-hopper so be warned! Always open for a chat

[merwin-me]

Just me 😊

Prepping dinner for parents and I, like a good daughter 😊

Make a slight miscalculation 😊

Whomst here wants some BEANS

[merwin-me]

Ratched

I'm love Mildred Ratched

I'm love

I watched all of s1 on Netflix yesterday

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

I'm love

Also nurse Huck holds a special place in my soul, bless him

[merwin-me]

I just finished watching Charlie's Angels (2019), and I loved it! It was pure fun and a reminder of why I fucking love Kristen Stewart (and hate that people sometimes don't take her seriously cause of the Twilight movies). She's a fucking riot!

I see the IMDB rating of 4.8/10 stars, and give it a solid middle finger.

[merwin-me]

Has Hannibal non-erotically eaten dick? How would he season it? Cook it? Does he reserve it for specific guests?

HAS HANNIBAL NON-EROTICALLY EATEN COOCH?

[incorrecttmarvell]

Bucky, writing in his diary: day 3. I’m stuck in what appears to be the soul realm, surrounded by creatures of all species, the likes of which I’ve never seen before. After hours of thorough observation, I have concluded....

Peter: *to the tune of final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Shuri: *off-key kazoo*

Bucky: ...there is no intelligent life here

[unmaskedagain]

I have a headcannon that when Peter Parker gets cranky from lack of sleep, hunger, whatever, his scariness/sass factor goes up like 1000%

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After a horrible battle against giant lizards. Back at Stark Tower.

Steve Rogers ruffling Peter’s hair: Aren’t you a little young to be an Avenger?

Peter running on 12 red bulls, only slept nine hours total in the last WEEK, and now knows the taste of lizard blood: Aren’t you a little old to be alive?

Steve shocked:

Tony stunned:

Other Avengers mentally freaking out:

Peter: i can fix that for you

Tony: KID-

[unmaskedagain]

Peter coming home after an EXHAUSTING patrol. He wants nothing more than watch Star Wars and eat the rest of the gummy worms he had stashed in the fridge. There not in the fridge when he gets there.

Peter, still in costume, goes to the Living room: Anyone Seen my Gummies. I swore I left them in the fridge.

Thor: AHHH Son of Stark, I ate your delightful fruit worms. A bizarre but delicious treat. I see why you enjoy them!

Peter sounding just as calm: Oh. Okay.

Peter: Karen! Active instant kill mode.

Tony jumping up: WAIT-

—

Ten minutes later. 

Tony: What the hell, kid!

(In background, the rest of avengers are trying to put out the couch fire.)

Peter: He at my gummy worms, Mr. Stark!

Tony: So you decide to kill a god!!!!

[unmaskedagain]

Peter attending an Avengers meeting led by Steve. Its being going on for what feels like forever. Its been hours. He’s bored out of his mind, and he started to get hungry. He’s barely paying attention anymore. Instead Peter is staring at Hawkeye. Clint is spinning in his chair like a child, flicking paper footballs at people, making funny faces at Steve; the works.

Eventually, everyone starts noticing Peter staring at Clint with a thoughtful look on his face. Scott Lang, sitting next to Clint and the first to notice, finally nudges Hawkeye. Clint notices and gets creeped out.

Steve: You alright there, buddy?

Peter:

Tony glancing up from his phone: Kiddo?

Peter still look dead at Clint, the bored expression still on his face: I should hunt you for sport.

Steve:

Tony:

Thor:

Clint: WHAT THE FUC-

Natasha looking far too amused:

Bruce:

Bucky:

The rest of the Avengers looking horrified:

The only sound in the room is the slow creaking of Scott Lang inching his chair away from Clint

Tony looking at his watch: *sighs* We are passed lunch time.

Tony pulling on Peter’s arm: Come on, kid. Lets go get you a snickers.

Peter not budging, still staring at Clint: Why, Mr. Stark?

Tony: You’re not yourself when you’re hungry, child of the corn

[unmaskedagain]

At breakfast table, early in the morning. All the avengers are there, loud and chaotic as ever.

Peter chugging his ninth cup of coffee and can barely keep his eyes opened

Bucky: Hey Spider-Brat, I’m your favorite Avenger right?

Peter: I mean I would sell you, your soul, and your first born child for a Red Bull right now but Go Off, I guess.

Bucky:

Steve:

Other Avengers:

Tony looking up from his tablet: What time did you go to sleep last time, Peter

Bruce: That’s what your concerned about?

Rhodes not bothering to look up from his own tablet: Huh. Scary how much he reminds me of you at that age.

[suddenly-i-kin-oikawa]

how do you subscribe to a post

[mx-warl0ck]

Late night they are processing paperwork or whatever

Peter is in the corners looking half dead and Steve walks past

Steve: *grabs peter’s redbull* youre always drinking so much caffeine. Can’t be good for your brain kiddo.

Peter not looking up from his work: that can of caffeine is the one things stopping me from defenestrating you from the 50th floor of stark towers

Steve: *slowly puts it back down*

Bucky: *asking tony what defenestration means*

Rest of the crew: dead silent

Tony: alright kid that’s enough work for you

[unmaskedagain]

Peter coming home from school to find that his secret snack stash has once again been pilfered. Peter going to Avengers hanging out in the living room.

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[unmaskedagain]

The Avengers on the Quinjet. They just got done fighting Hydra and are finally bringing in Brock Rumlow and a bunch of his goons. Peter, still in his super suit, is exhausted and can barely keep his eyes opened. He is sitting next to Rumlow who has his hands and feet secure.

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[unmaskedagain]

(I decided to tag all of these as Gremlin Peter)

Natasha appearing out of nowhere and scaring the Avengers for the millionth time. Peter is taking a nap on the couch

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[unmaskedagain]

Peter meeting Nick Fury for the first time. They’re in a meeting room with the other Avengers. It’s very early in the morning. Peter is bundled up in his oversized hoodie, hissing whenever someone addresses him. Fury finishes recapping the previous mission.

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[voicesbyzane]

Visit Original Link

I’m sure this has been voiced before but it looked really fun

Original comic by @hayleyolivia

Original concept by @dungeons-and-dragonborns​

[hayleyolivia]

GUYS

[hayleyolivia]

DnD languages be like

[deluxeloy]

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

[hayleyolivia]

So good. It deserved some art. 😊

[hayleyolivia]

I have been successfully tempted once again. No promises for the future.

[hayleyolivia]

For that one person who wanted to know where Nancy was 😜

[shirtlessobrien]

Richie Gecko💀

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

So this came to me in a dream and made me wake up giggling: due to time travel shenanigans Stiles finds out he's accidently Jacksons biological father. Derek is miffed, sure he was only 6 at the time but still Stiles coulda come to him! Stiles.exe has stopped working, he's got a kid? He's got bullied by his own kid?! Jackson simply refuses to believe that he shares any DNA with a Stilinski. Isaac, Erica & Boyd try to see who can get their bingo cards full first while listening to the arguments.

DW: And now I’m laughing! This may be the greatest time travel AU I’ve ever heard about!!!! 

[suiine]

When Prof. Graham’s forensic psychology class goes remote.

[iablmeanie]

This is hilarious!! I love the students on the side and the stag coffee cup.

[sti1es]

Scott: do you ever wanna talk about your feelings?

Liam: no.

Theo: I do—

Scott: we know, Theo.

Theo: I miss Stiles.

Scott: we know, Theo.

[vowel-in-thug]

everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies 

me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time

[vowel-in-thug]

I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership

[ms-demeanor]

me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.

[heroofthreefaces]

omg everyone was okay

[ithappensoffstage]

He’s gay, Mr. Shadwell.

[niceprophecies]

Michael Sheen

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

Shadwell: Evil womanizer!

Aziraphale:

[spaceimpress]

Fun fact: in the 50s and 60s saying “Oh ______ shops at the other store.” was code for telling someone that another person was gay.

[mieczyslawr-deactivated20171113]

[howlnatural]

#stiles stilinski#I love everything about this shot#is I was to explain Stiles in one gif#this would be the one#because here is everything Stiles is in fanon#red hoodie#plaid shirt#hand gestures#this face#this expression#yup#this is our Stiles#at another crime scene yet again (via zainclaw)