time’s up, the end is just a dream

tortoise enthusiast • currently living in a faraway fantasy world 💫

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

me talking to a drummer: these metal discs you hit… fascinating. i adore the one which resembles a clam.

[ankle-beez]

inspired by just a pancake’s “kingdom hearts in a nutshell” videos, here’s “change your mind in a nutshell”!

[taylachan]

DING DONG IS US

[oli-gib]

Obsidian: ooo-ah

[loveyourcrookedneighbour]

a customer said “earl gay” instead of “earl grey” and my lizard brain reacted fast enough to say “that’s what they call me in England”

[calocera]

[underbellamy-deactivated2023100]

me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

me: *is afraid to ask people for help at stores* *stutters when ordering take out* *runs as fast as i can out of a room after i shut the lights off in case the shadow monsters try to get me* *will refuse to go back into a room after seeing a spider until i know for a fact it is gone* 

[skarchomp]

POPULAR CARTOON SHOW: ok we need this one bit of animation to be like movie-level quality 

JAMES BAXTER:

[elfybean]

[a-huge-nerd]

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/ dont forget 

[elfybean]

My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

[defydamage]

I love you Archbishop Frank.

[jazzy-plant-nerd]

Laughing my ass off at lightning rats, BBBBBBBB, and squawk rockets

[tiralatele]

[richardalexanderrr]

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

[rumourdaledotcom]

Idk who he is but I love him

[sour-charity]

This feels like a cartoon

[skeletalrabbit]

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

[anonymousfragger]

This part got me so bad i had to gif it

[bunjywunjy]

the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

[maruti-bitamin]

idea

[gammywank]

tortties

[mesmerise-n]

tumblr’s finally going to die and i couldn’t be happier, goodbye fuckers

[frikiskrew]

[stunnerpone-deactivated20210116]

[runningwithhelicopters]

“Death is whimsical today.”

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

lets all leave tumblr for crouton.net

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

best fucking site ever

no weird changes that alienate the userbase

no april fools or other seasonal jokes

no obnoxious self-promoting asshole bloggers

no blogs whatsoever

no posts whatsoever

just a crouton

thats it

join me on crouton.net

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[battlevilla]

LOOK AT HIM GOOO