dirk snap: i did it

he/him•josh•ao3: mesoquatic

[mesoquatic]

just because i dont use tumblr anymore doesnt mean im here for being hacked lmao. nice try :) anyways follow me on instagram at mesoquatic

[complexhaystack]

I’m trying to get some friends to watch dirk gently, but it seems like people are giving up after the first episode 😢

the beauty of the series though is that you stay as uncertain and confused as the characters are until almost the end. but gosh the payoff and tie ups are wonderful!

I really hope more people can watch this gem and stick with it :)! I love how unpredictable it is - what a rarity in a day and age where many plots are quite foreseeable.

[gay-jesus-probably]

oh my god i just found out that apparently at least one person is pretending to be me irl

Like, literally, one of my friends in a discord server that I’m in says that somebody in their art class is claiming to have gotten famous off a post about anish kapoor, and when asked what their blog was, said it was gay-jesus-probably.

So to that specific person. I’m onto you. surprise bitch i’ve got ears everywhere.

also i think this is a sign that i need to post more selfies cause apparently the impostor doesn’t even have red hair which should have been an instant giveaway that they aren’t me. step up your game if you’re gonna steal my identity, go buy some hair dye.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Know your gay jesus! Beware impostors! Heres a selfie of me struggling to leave for class a few months ago. This is the dumb bitch who runs the blog. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.

[mesoquatic]

watching memes evolve just proves that millenials found something funny for so long but gen z is over something the second they stop laughing and that’s like within A Week

[codename-askali]

im

[screamingatsquirrels]

The floor is Glory To Arstotzka

[queen0fants]

Me: *spends $80 on a game and plays it for a month* Also me: *spend $11 on a game and plays religiously for months, years*

[f00lishkia-deactivated20220713]

So….. I animated a short thing! O:  Thinking I might do a bunch of mini best of animations short like these and compile it into on video rather than using one game for an animation… what do you guys think?

def going to be making a longer one in the future though! :D

[karamazovdmitri]

steam reviews of papers, please are my new fav thing

[mesoquatic]

Arstoska: opens new border checkpoint

Ezic Order:

[super-metroid]

🅱️apers, 🅱️lease

[kalichnikov]

J⭕RJI go H⭕ME 😂💯👌

[radicles]

[cungadero]

[pixeliis]

um WHERE is all the mermaid dirk content 😤😤

[toddbrotzmans]

todd ….. we get it ur in love

[mesoquatic]

yo like I may have doomed all of Kephallonia because of one side quest where I killed some priests but I’m still getting to be gay in ancient greece

[arsenicolada]

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

[arsenicolada]

[arsenicolada]

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

[juniperberrie]

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

[mesoquatic]

It was a common thing that kid’s shows had commercials meant for adults as well as the cereal ones and toy ones were for the kids. I’m pretty sure people who controlled the networks realized that kids watching the shows with their parents went out of style and moved to more kid oriented commercials

[mesoquatic]

I’m gonna,,,, play,,,, odyssey now that power,,,, is back :///

[dgghda]

some of you have never had to deal with your future best friend breaking into your apartment and declaring you as his assistant and it shows