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things i’ve said while i was sleep deprived and delirious sentence starters, part two.

❝ i'm still awake, sadly. ❞ ❝ being careful is for weenies. ❞ ❝ i am but a simple bitch. ❞ ❝ i'm a bit of what the kids today call a 'snake'. ❞ ❝ holy shit, there's a snake on you. ❞ ❝ excuse me, sir/madam. that fucking hurts. ❞ ❝ [after a tiny cough] i'm dying. finally. ❞ ❝ don’t yell at me! i'm hungry! ❞ ❝ i'm making 3am spaghetti. ❞ ❝ eat my cooking, you coward(s). ❞ ❝ #blocked ❞ ❝ look what you did. you made a fucking mess. ❞ ❝ my shitty smart tv is more reliable than you. ❞ ❝ you're not wrong. ❞ ❝ you're killing everyone somehow. that's crazy. ❞ ❝ that’s horrible! why would you show me that?? ❞ ❝ i just fell on probably five spiders. ❞ ❝ geese are the devil in disguise. one tried to kill me when i was a toddler. ❞

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things i’ve said while i was sleep deprived and delirious sentence starters.

❝ look at you. spreading misinformation. ❞ ❝ [text:] i have a poptart. [text, a minute later:] and now i don’t. that’s how food works. ❞ ❝ i’m sooo tired, but i’m busy. ❞ ❝ [ does a little dance bc i’m excited for food ] ❞ ❝ i’m good at helping. ❞ ❝ i think my fbi agent is in control of my playstation. ❞ ❝ people like her are the reason that the electronics are gonna revolt someday. ❞ ❝ i’m gonna buy a super soaker just so i can shoot you, specifically. ❞ ❝ what if the cat just looked at you and whispered at you to shut the fuck up? ❞ ❝ we’re just a bunch of tea sippin’ snakes. ❞ ❝ why did i voluntarily submit myself to this? ❞ ❝ i’m baby. ❞ ❝ look, i’m making the cat dance to dancing queen by abba. ❞ ❝ remember when pokemon go was really big and i was still happy? ❞ ❝ [looking at pizza rolls] mini hot pockets. neat. ❞ ❝ livin’ la vida loca. [throws up peace sign] ❞ ❝ did you know that nobody likes you when you’re 23? ❞ ❝ 1v1 me on guitar hero, you coward. ❞

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borderlands 2, npc quote sentence starters !    → vault hunter quotes !

❝ …did that guy just speak in haiku? ❞ ❝ ____, you’ve got a brain the size of a planet. don’t give me ‘i dunno.’ ❞ ❝ hail to the king, baby! ❞ ❝ …dicks! i am talking about dicks! ❞ ❝ moral of the story is: you’re a total bitch. ❞ ❝ hohohoho – look at this freak! ❞ ❝ real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies, i’m gonna get that tattooed across my back in old english font. ❞ ❝ good plan? great plan! ❞ ❝ you’re cordially invited, bitch!! ❞ ❝ gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it’s going to be a crumpocalypse. ❞ ❝ shoot me in the face!! ❞ ❝ maybe you’re weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! ❞ ❝ bullets! face! not asking much! ❞ ❝ you doin’ awesome with that quest? i bet you are! ❞ ❝ that sentence had too many syllables! apologize! ❞ ❝ you may have noticed that everyone here is trying to kill you. ❞ ❝ is it just me or does it seem like he’s gonna betray the fuck outta you?! ❞ ❝ nothing is more badass than treating a woman with respect! ❞

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borderlands 2, vault hunter quote sentence starters !    → npc quotes !

❝ i desire a challenge. ❞ ❝ stealth! ❞ ❝ death wish, huh? ❞ ❝ back on your feet. ❞ ❝ rematch. now! ❞ ❝ a tie? disappointing. ❞ ❝ if i harm an innocent person, kill me. ❞ ❝ i'll take you ALL with me! ❞ ❝ nobody kills me but me! ❞ ❝ [menacingly] love you... ❞ ❝ don't make this weird! ❞ ❝ here comes the bad times!! ❞ ❝ gun time, fun time! ❞ ❝ don't kill this one, they are not deserving. ❞ ❝ just. give. up! ❞ ❝ shhh! silence. ❞ ❝ hmm... there's pros and cons to each... ❞ ❝ wisdom is strength. ❞ ❝ now i'm pissed. ❞ ❝ wanna spar? ❞ ❝ well played... bitch. ❞ ❝  someone once said, 'he who sets out on revenge should first dig two graves'. that's a stupid-ass quote, revenge is awesome. ❞ ❝ what am i, uh... what am i looking at? ❞ ❝ i'm not sayin' you owe me. i'm implying it. ❞ ❝ don't worry. i won't tell anyone. ❞ ❝ hey, it happens to the best of us. ❞ ❝ wow. so that happened. ❞ ❝ if i win, we're totally making out. ❞ ❝ i loved every part of that sentence. ❞ ❝ everything about that was good! ❞ ❝ i hate doing math. ❞ ❝ we gotta get moving. i'm starting to think about stuff! ❞ ❝ blah blah blah, love conquers all, blah blah, romance, blah, open the frigging door. ❞ ❝ that's messed up, man. ❞ ❝ cover me, brah! ❞ ❝ start the anarchy! ❞ ❝ ooh, i'm likin' my options. ❞ ❝ ugh. country music exists. ❞