maisie

it's maisie marlowe here! just trying to live a relatively normal life for an exec assistant to the ceo of marlowe publishing. oh, you know - just the usual.

[messiestmaisie]

Never have I ever given a lap dance.

yeah, that’s gonna be a hard no. don’t think i’m even capable of doing that at least not sober

[messiestmaisie]

would you rather experience happiness but be unable to feel happiness or be able to feel happiness but never experience it?

what in good gravy...i guess the first one? rather live in the ignorance than wanting something i can never have

[messiestmaisie]

Your dare is: Address everyone that you talk to tonight as ‘Daddy’. xoxo, Insider B & S

hated every second of it, but got it done

[praevado-insider]

fav ships on the island so far? most unexpected ships so far?

fav ship: @treegoddessnadia and @aspenbrantford-md. i love me some hot lady lovers who don’t pussyfoot around. honourable mention to @bloodsweatandbenji and @messiestmaisie. a couple who thots together, stays together.

most unexpected ship: @yojonathan and his left hand. you’d think someone as hot as him would be a lot smoother with the ladies.

[messiestmaisie]

before i go puke my brains out, can someone please tell me who that is?

[messiestmaisie]

aspenbrantford-md‌:

get off the stage kids and let a profession show you how it’s done @messiestmaisie @bloodsweatandbenji​

cool cool cool. you can take it while diamond daddy is preoccupied making out. time for magic maisie to go!

[messiestmaisie]

andyscoming‌:

I appreciate the energy and the new and improved nickname, but I think it’s night night for baby maisie.

//grabs her ankle and pulls her back

the night is still young, diamond daddy! i just wanna drink and have fun! leggo of me! help! lil thottie! yee haw killer!! somebody get her off me!

[messiestmaisie]

andyscoming‌:

Mais, I love you but get your ass off that bar top and on the sand where it belongs. And thot pocket or whoever the fuck you are, stay in your lane and stop flirting with drunk chicks.

//grabs her waist to pull her down

did you seriously call yourself ‘magic maisie’?

uh, yeah! cause i am magic maisie! if you wanna be amazing andy or even like diamond daddy you can totally do that. but the title of magic maisie is mine. now excuse me while i find more alcohol

//yanks out of grasp and begins crawling on the bar top

[messiestmaisie]

bloodsweatandbenji‌:

With those skills? You’re missing out on not claiming that title. So your name’s maisie, eh? What’s a girl like you doing drunk and alone, magic maisie?

gross, lil thottie. don’t do that. i’m just tryin to prove that you gotta get into the groove when you dip it down low //shoves arm   

[messiestmaisie]

bloodsweatandbenji‌:

i feel like i’m learning so much. it’s like i’m in the presence of a hoe dance god! someone turn up the stereo, this is hilarious! does this make you big thottie now? 

okay - not a hoe dance god i’m just an expert dancer. get your facts straight, lil thottie. and i’m not big thottie cuz i’m...magic maisie. like magic mike, gettit? 

[messiestmaisie]

bloodsweatandbenji‌:

Hey, not a bad stage name. You think you can do better? Be my guest, pretty lady. 

that was not a suggested stage name, but you know what lil thottie? i totally could. lemme just-down this real quick

you have to actually get into the groove. this song is my fuckin’ jam 

[messiestmaisie]

bloodsweatandbenji‌:

secretlyvanillaperfection‌:

Just as I thought.  You are gorgeous up close as well.  What is a fine specimen like you doing in Praevado?

i could ask you the same question, beautiful. enjoying the show? 

BOOOO!! GET OFF THE STAGE, LIL THOTTIE! I MEAN DADDY!

[messiestmaisie]

yeedurlasthaw‌:

Hey to you too…yours givin’ you trouble Maisie or you just waiting for the right moment?

just...livin the life i always meant to live, daddy. daddy cal? horse person? who’s your daddy? my dad is richard. you know what? didn’t mean to tell you that in case you might kill me. i mean...nope...i hate this...this is awkward...i’m gonna get another drink haha yeah good talk good talk

[messiestmaisie]

yeedurlasthaw‌:

andyscoming‌:

okay yeah, im officially changing all my shit to ‘daddy’ now! let’s drink till we forget tonight even happened.

Evening ladies, finish up your dares yet or still working on ‘em? Just finished up mine.

do not change your shit to “daddy”, you idiot. oh hey...um, i think andy finished hers and i’m still working on mine...daddy

[messiestmaisie]

andyscoming‌:

what’d i miss, babycakes?

well i’m three shots in, daddy. better catch up if i’m gonna deal with this shit tonight

[messiestmaisie]

now more than ever seems like a good time to take shots. am i right or am i right?

[messiestmaisie]

[messiestmaisie]

andyscoming‌:

true that. order me a drink while i go do something real fast, yeah? literally don’t care as long as it has alcohol in it. also don’t ask if you don’t wanna know the answer. 

sure, daddy andy. i’m probably gonna need to order a shot or three to get through my dare anyways. so i guess we’re all making horrible decisions tonight

[messiestmaisie]

[messiestmaisie]

andyscoming‌:

alright, i’ll take that! oh please, haterade? never, mais. i’m just getting warmed up, that’s all. now come on, let’s go get that drink before the bar runs dry. 

see - we can compromise when needed. and it’s an open bar. it’s not gonna run away any time soon. we’re not rushing this. i think i’m gonna walk slower now. just...glide very slowly to the bar