Calum Murdock

Proud Texan, whiskey savant, and proud owner of too much land no affiliation with scott eastwood

[lexis-lexica]

itscalebward‌:

Actually, I think I’m going to make you both do this for the question. You guys need to re-enact the scene from Titanic where they stand at the front of the ship with their arms out. But, for safety reasons, you can do so in the middle of the deck and use chairs as props.

Easy peasy, in fact I’m pretty sure we watched this movie together on netflix. I’m down if @yeedurlasthaw​ can drag some chairs over and I’ll start playing Celine Dion on my phone 

[yeedurlasthaw]

I’ve always wanted to be an actor, I'll get your chairs, you cue the Celine Dion. Let’s get this show on the road @lexis-lexica

[yeedurlasthaw]

lexis-lexica‌:

I think for the sake of our good times as my beloved ex, I think you should do your part and protect your ex-girl by taking this request from @secretlyvanillaperfection​ or @itscalebward​. Also Caleb has basically saved my life so it’d be super counter-intuitive if he wants to throw me off this yacht. 

Alright, alright, hitting me where I’m softest I see what you’re up to. Sure I’ll take the request for the sake of our good times. Never forget when I rode up and saved you from this dreaded dare.

[itscalebward-deactivated2019073]

Answer to @secretlyvanillaperfection ‘s question: @lexis-lexica or @yeedurlasthaw

[lexis-lexica]

@secretlyvanillaperfection or @itscalebward someone tell me to do something so I can know what I have in common with @yeedurlasthaw who I last saw tried to kill Caleb in a MFK

[yeedurlasthaw]

Good job, Lexi, taking one for the team. Here’s to hoping what we have in common is our good looks, charm, fantastic personalities, and not something akin to “who you’d want to throw off the yacht” 

[yeedurlasthaw]

FMK: the guests

Let’s go ahead and not take any of the following personally alright team?Marry: @messiestmaisie, seems to have a good head on her, responsible, amazing dancing skills when drunk, and beautiful beyond the shadow of a doubt. Definitely best choice on the island.Fuck: @ringaroundtheposie, a gorgeous friend of mine, had to pick you, darling, picking a friend makes it less “mean” and I’m sure you don’t mind. All love I promise.Kill: @itscalebward, nothing personal brother, returning the favor of your ask, I’m sure you’re a great guy.

[yeedurlasthaw]

ringaroundtheposie‌:

hiiiighly doubt he’ll try to butt into my sex life again. how about we grab a drink and catch up instead, mr. yeehaw?

Well you know I’d never pass up a drink with you, where we headed mariposa?

[yeedurlasthaw]

FMK: the guests

Let’s go ahead and not take any of the following personally alright team?Marry: @messiestmaisie, seems to have a good head on her, responsible, amazing dancing skills when drunk, and beautiful beyond the shadow of a doubt. Definitely best choice on the island.Fuck: @ringaroundtheposie, a gorgeous friend of mine, had to pick you, darling, picking a friend makes it less “mean” and I’m sure you don’t mind. All love I promise.Kill: @itscalebward, nothing personal brother, returning the favor of your ask, I’m sure you’re a great guy.

[ringaroundtheposie]

if choosing to fuck me is being mean, then feel free to degrade me

[yeedurlasthaw]

Just an ask, Posie, just an ask. Cristian would probably kill me. Or try to at least.

[yeedurlasthaw]

FMK: the guests

Let’s go ahead and not take any of the following personally alright team?Marry: @messiestmaisie, seems to have a good head on her, responsible, amazing dancing skills when drunk, and beautiful beyond the shadow of a doubt. Definitely best choice on the island.Fuck: @ringaroundtheposie, a gorgeous friend of mine, had to pick you, darling, picking a friend makes it less “mean” and I’m sure you don’t mind. All love I promise.Kill: @itscalebward, nothing personal brother, returning the favor of your ask, I’m sure you’re a great guy.

[itscalebward-deactivated2019073]

I am taking it a little personal considering I’m not a guest. But it’s cool man, payback and all, or maybe you’re that intimidated by my good looks that you’ve gotta kill me.

[yeedurlasthaw]

Man, sorry about that. Names and faces all get mixed together on the island at some point, alcohol doesn’t help tell ‘em apart either. Also you might be right, too good looking to keep alive.

[yeedurlasthaw]

FMK: the guests

Let’s go ahead and not take any of the following personally alright team?Marry: @messiestmaisie, seems to have a good head on her, responsible, amazing dancing skills when drunk, and beautiful beyond the shadow of a doubt. Definitely best choice on the island.Fuck: @ringaroundtheposie, a gorgeous friend of mine, had to pick you, darling, picking a friend makes it less “mean” and I’m sure you don’t mind. All love I promise.Kill: @itscalebward, nothing personal brother, returning the favor of your ask, I’m sure you’re a great guy.

[yeedurlasthaw]

1. never have i ever gone skinny dipping

Come on, who hasn’t? It’s freeing, refreshing, and a hell of a way to break the ice if you play your cards right

[drinkthistea]

hot or not: calum, cristian, and caleb

Well, this is gonna be an entirely superficial response since I don’t know these boys well enough to judge based on personality and thats a huge factor for me.Calum? Drop dead gorgeous, and that southern drawl? Damn. Even growing up in the south, it never gets old.Caleb? Definitely handsome, he’s got a very serious vibe that seems fun to mess with.Cristian? He’s cute, though I feel like a cougar for saying so.

@yeedurlasthaw @50shadesofcristian @itscalebward

[yeedurlasthaw]

Well, Miss Whitaker, I greatly appreciate the compliment. You yourself are a shining example of Southern beauty.

[yeedurlasthaw]

Your dare is: Do a body shot off of someone you’ve never met or talked to. xoxo, Insider B & S

Barely remember it but I know I got it done

[yeedurlasthaw]

secretlyvanillaperfection‌: 

“I wouldn’t really count it as sucking, honestly.  I mean, I couldn’t move to go find you guys and say I was ready to go swimming buuut it gave me the chance to inhale more booze.  “ Taking the double shot of whiskey from him, she threw it back and set the glass back on the counter.  “My drink of choice is Vodka, actually.  Whiskey is good though.  “  Her eyes darted back to Jon as she returned to tracing the veins in his arm.  “So, what happened with Lexi?”

Approaching the pair, Calum observed the situation before him. The girl was handcuffed to the bar, no doubt the human chihuahua Andy had mentioned, beside her was a man he didn’t recognize. There was an air between the two that he would much rather have not disturbed but he had been given the privilege of being the one to unshackle Andy’s victim. “Hey there...Andy sent me, I’ve got the key to the cuffs. I’ll be out of your hair real quick lemme just...” Cal moved forward giving both a quick nod as he reached down and fiddled with the key and cuffs, slotting the former in and releasing the latter’s hold on the girl. He gathered the two, stood up, and gave the two another nod and smile. “I’ll leave y’all to it.”

[yeedurlasthaw]

andyscoming‌:

yeah. surprise, i wasn’t the nicest little sunshine in school. and trust, i’ll make sure’s she’s goo– oh no. 

maisie madeline marlowe, don’t heckle the thots!!!!! god fucking damn it, i was trying to avoid getting my eyes clawed out by a drunk chihuahua tonight. come on, cal, drunk maisie is being her usual riot self

Never a dull moment with y’all two is there? Guess your handcuffed friend’ll have to wait. 

[andyscoming]

yeedurlasthaw‌:

Drunk Maisie, right. So let me get this straight you jumped to conclusions that I love horses and kill people? That’s uh…why?

hell yeah! drunk maisie’s a fucking riot.  well, it was more like she thought you were too cool to just be some normal dude. and i chimed in jokingly and it went a little far. 

ah shit… hey yeehaw, can you do me the biggest favor in the world? i kinda handcuffed a human chihuahua to the bar for my dare and i’d really rather she or her dumbass cronies break my handcuffs.  can you pretty please go get em for me? i’ll give you the keys and everything! 

[yeedurlasthaw]

Handcuffed a human chihuahua, sure thing I’ll get right on that. I’m gonna have to cash in that favor though and have you go check in on Maisie for me. Make sure she’s not shitfaced and in need of her best friend.

[andyscoming]

yeedurlasthaw‌:

Judging from the very layered outro she just spilled I’m not sure just fine is the word for it. Daddy? Horse lover? Killing Richard? What?

trust me, she’s just fine. this is drunk maisie we’re talking about now. haha… yeah, we might’ve jumped to some conclusions the other night over some wine and netflix. sorry about that, dude. how’d your dare go?

[yeedurlasthaw]

Drunk Maisie, right. So let me get this straight you jumped to conclusions that I love horses and kill people? That’s uh...why?

[andyscoming]

yeedurlasthaw‌:

Hey to you too…yours givin’ you trouble Maisie or you just waiting for the right moment?

yee haw! so good to see you again, kiddo! maisie’s doing just fine on her dare

[yeedurlasthaw]

Judging from the very layered outro she just spilled I’m not sure just fine is the word for it. Daddy? Horse lover? Killing Richard? What?

[yeedurlasthaw]

messiestmaisie‌:

yeedurlasthaw‌:

Evening ladies, finish up your dares yet or still working on ‘em? Just finished up mine.

do not change your shit to “daddy”, you idiot. oh hey…um, i think andy finished hers and i’m still working on mine…daddy

Hey to you too...yours givin’ you trouble Maisie or you just waiting for the right moment?

[andyscoming]

messiestmaisie‌:

well i’m three shots in, daddy. better catch up if i’m gonna deal with this shit tonight

okay yeah, im officially changing all my shit to ‘daddy’ now! let’s drink till we forget tonight even happened.

[yeedurlasthaw]

Evening ladies, finish up your dares yet or still working on ‘em? Just finished up mine.