Jon. I have a phone. I can read online posts. Hard to believe, but I am literate as fuck. Actually…I believe I was even tagged in the first post because OH I asked the question that was answered by tagging you. sooooo….try again? Also, Cristian is a one night stand type deal. Sooo…we aren’t anything.
you got dumped again? ouch.
of course, this would start an argument. okay i’ll play. you wrote the question right? so what’s the question? I mean, if you wrote it, you’d tell me right? It’s the only way out of this “date”. but cool thing about this is whether you’d admit it or not, you like having me around. it’s cool, i get it.
if you tell me the question then we are back at square one, but if you decide not to tell me then I guess I’m doing something right, right?
You don’t listen very well. One night stand doesn’t equal dating. If it did then, honey, we gotta talk about your loyalty skills. And honey, I don’t have to tell you the question to get out of this poor excuse for a date. I can get up and walk away, which I think I’m actually going to do because I’m not as crazy as you make me feel.
Hello hello! Fancy seeing you both at a bar again. How’s that date going, babes? Getting to know each other better?
wait, what? loyalty skills? i’m doing this.. never mind. it doesn’t matter. i’m glad everything worked out. later.
Oh what’s up dude? date? i don’t know about date. just people catching up. I think I need to be… anywhere else, but here.
Oh come on, baby boy. No need to act naive since I’m here too. I’m sure you’re both having a lovely time so why don’t you sit your ass back down and stop acting like a fucking child.
