Jesús

[wildestlovers]

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[your-friendly-neighbohood-black]

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

[evilrashida]

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[stillasvnbeam]

[setheverman]

what’s the march mood?

[rainysuggestion]

[ch-cago]

Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”

[sataraborzoi]

Nibble Attack

[pussygulag]

why would u allow that to happen to ur cat

[sataraborzoi]

She jumps in and out of the puppy pen all day on her own. She is a cat - if she didn’t like it, she wouldn’t choose to do it :)

[seabrine-deactivated20180418]

she’s not showing any signs of distress; she doesn’t shut down, freeze, hiss, or swat. She struts through the sea of zois with a confident high tail and grace

[noodle-dragon]

Good cat is good and nuzzling into the puppy smothering

[patillojack]

She’s leaning into them a bit too so she’s either 100% cool with it, or not annoyed enough to leave. And they aren’t hurting her

[mysharona1987]

[brokenaux-blog]

rip

[whoatethewaffles]

is this lemonade

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

You better call Ramona with the good hair

[intensional]

[ankle-beez]

that time Mandy was so annoyed with the plot that she got up and left the fucking episode

[that-fuckin-guy-deactivated2023]

[oomshi]

[catsaresocuteicanteven]

You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one.  Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.

[windwaver]

[pickypicnic]

[mestizxkitty]

someone:are you ok

me:...........anyway

[neverthere12345]

[feministories]

Oh, you have to see the final product: 

And that glorious woman even wrote the whole process here: http://www.laramiserrano.com/industrial-desk-diy/