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Thorin: I'm at peace with the world. I'm completely serene.

Bilbo: Why's that?

Thorin: I've discovered my purpose in life. I know why I was put here and why everything exists.

Bilbo: Oh really?

Thorin: Yes, I am here so that everyone can do what I want.

Bilbo: *rolling his eyes* Oh, it's nice to have that cleared up.

Thorin: Once everyone accepts it, they'll be serene too.

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Thorin: Greetings. I am Thorin.

Thorin: Thank you. Your power awakened me from death. My "dwarvish soul." My "determination." They were not mine, but YOURS. At first, I was so confused. Our plan had failed, hadn't it? Why was I brought back to life?

Thorin: ...

Thorin: You.

Thorin: With your guidance, I realized the purpose of my reincarnation.

Thorin: Power.

Thorin: Together, we eradicated the enemy and became strong. HP. ATK. DEF. GOLD. EXP. LV. Every time a number increases, that feeling... That's me. "Thorin".

Thorin: Now. Now, we have reached the absolute. There is nothing left for us here. Let us erase this pointless world, and move on to the next.

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Thorin: Well, my first rule would be that no-one can veto my rules.

Balin: Well that's called tyranny, and it's generally frowned upon.

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Did Thorin Oakenshield hit a red mold because he is suddenly very hot

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book bilbo x 3

Thorin: I have an idea. Bilbo:

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Bilbo: He nearly killed me!

Thorin: I wouldn’t have actually killed you.

Bilbo: Oh, aren’t you sweet.

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Bilbo: And then Bombur fell into the river and became our weakest party member. He couldn't eat while he was asleep and when he woke up he was horribly distraught, weak, and confused. Poor old fellow could barely walk.

Frodo: Awww, so then the dwarves must have taken really good care of him and helped him make it out of the forest, right?

Bilbo: [gazes into the distance with an unreadable expression]

Frodo: [a little nervous] Right?

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The Forgotten Bomburs

Rankin Bass Bombur: During times of peace, it is a place of joy. But I'm not here during times of peace...

Book Bombur: Don't hold it against me. Don't hold it against me. Don't hold it against me. *Don't hold it against me. dont hold it against me don't hold it against me *whispering* you don't know what I've been through...

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Thorin: Bilbo, we tried things your way.

Bilbo: No, we didn't.

Thorin: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Thorin: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Bilbo: No... well, their slowness.

Thorin: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Thorin: Now I have a plan.

Thorin: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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Thorin: Something’s off.

Bilbo: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Thorin: No, but that’s funny.

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LIAR

I’ll tell you what the difference is. The first prophecy is obviously about Dain. 

The Streams Run In Gladness = The Joy at Thorin’s Arrival

The Lake Shines and Burns = Smaug Attacks

Sorrow fails and sadness (presumably fails as well) At the Mountain Kings Return = This would happen after the harrowing and glooming BOFA. Thorin was dead. So yeah. Thorin basically stole Dain’s accomplishments.

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Thorin: Guys, I can explain.

Bilbo: There are three moveies about you and three movies featuring me as your glorified yes-man.

Dori: At least you didn't lose practically ALL your lines.

Bombur: Wait, you guys have lines?

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Rankin-Bass Thorin: Can I tell the Peter Jackson Thorin our secret?

Book Thorin: *Nods*

Rankin-Bass Thorin: (Looks around) C'mere, c'mere.

Peter Jackson Thorin:

Rankin-Bass Thorin: We're very, very, *stupid*.

Peter Jackson Thorin: o-O