My beloved comfort characters who wouldn't hesitate to kill.
Stranger Things
todays bird
One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
dirt enthusiast
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Andulka
Cosimo Galluzzi
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

roma★

tannertan36
cherry valley forever
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Origami Around

izzy's playlists!

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NASA
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@metal-blake
My beloved comfort characters who wouldn't hesitate to kill.
something is wrong with my adventure time copy
Fuuuuuck
I lay down for a nap, wake up to a notification that someone logged into my Twitter, and now I cannot login as they changed the fucking password and recovery email.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
If the fucker who hacked me starts tweeting out goddamn crypto scams I swear to god
Well, for now I’m back on Twitter at Spectre_the_fox69, so I’ve got an alt there now.
Hopefully Twitter support helps me get my main back though and I can tell the hacker who stole my account to shove a rusty nail down his goddamn urethra.
Oh hey yeah update on this: still not resolved
On case #4 with Twitter support as their dumbass bot keeps closing my cases and telling me to fill out the account access form to get my issue resolved.
The exact same form I started with from the get-go and have now filled out a grand total of 5 times thus far.
And to top things off today marks a whole month since my account was hacked.
Twitter support is utterly incompetent.
Oh shit forgot to update again, goes to show how much I’ve cut back on this site
Finally got back into my account… back on the 8th.
Which, while great, I still maintain that it took 4 cases and two days over a month to get resolved, so still the worst interaction I’ve ever had with a customer service group.
And that’s even with Zulilly trying to dance around an item I ordered never shipping (and their refund be expiring in-store credit iirc) and SEGA shop sending me the wrong model of phone case 3 times (as this one still ended in a full refund and they responded quickly).
Fuuuuuck
I lay down for a nap, wake up to a notification that someone logged into my Twitter, and now I cannot login as they changed the fucking password and recovery email.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
If the fucker who hacked me starts tweeting out goddamn crypto scams I swear to god
Well, for now I’m back on Twitter at Spectre_the_fox69, so I’ve got an alt there now.
Hopefully Twitter support helps me get my main back though and I can tell the hacker who stole my account to shove a rusty nail down his goddamn urethra.
Oh hey yeah update on this: still not resolved
On case #4 with Twitter support as their dumbass bot keeps closing my cases and telling me to fill out the account access form to get my issue resolved.
The exact same form I started with from the get-go and have now filled out a grand total of 5 times thus far.
And to top things off today marks a whole month since my account was hacked.
Twitter support is utterly incompetent.
Fuuuuuck
I lay down for a nap, wake up to a notification that someone logged into my Twitter, and now I cannot login as they changed the fucking password and recovery email.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
If the fucker who hacked me starts tweeting out goddamn crypto scams I swear to god
Well, for now I’m back on Twitter at Spectre_the_fox69, so I’ve got an alt there now.
Hopefully Twitter support helps me get my main back though and I can tell the hacker who stole my account to shove a rusty nail down his goddamn urethra.
Fuuuuuck
I lay down for a nap, wake up to a notification that someone logged into my Twitter, and now I cannot login as they changed the fucking password and recovery email.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
If the fucker who hacked me starts tweeting out goddamn crypto scams I swear to god
A BREAKTHROUGH FOR SCIENCE
Was a pleasure recording this with you!
Went on to sing I am All of Me and Rock Bottom at the open mic afterwards
hitting the post below with a car battery
incomplete list of people who can beat up gilgamesh:
shirou emiya
sakura matou
saber
bazett fraga mcremitz
cu chulainn when he’s not literally forced to fight in a basement without master backup under a weakening command seal
enkidu was made for the specific purpose of beating up gilgamesh
scathach specialises in beating up nerds like gilgamesh
king hassan
lancelot du lac
spartacus
hakuno kishinami cannot beat him in a physical fight but all they have to do is slap his ass and he’ll be at their feet
Op with your good grace and sweet soul I will add to this:
Adult Waver who Did Not Forget and is prepared to exact revenge
Kid gilgamesh
Fgo protag by always telling him their birthday the day of and saying that john lancer already planned it
Martha
Salmon Cumhail (unfortunately)
Drake, cannon gun > ejaculating sword
Shuten doji (would play to his ego and poison him)
Nightingale, she destroys parasites
Robin hood who specializes in killing tyrants
Julius Caesar
Raikou “hello naughty children its murder time”
caster gilgamesh
BB
jing ke might not succeed but by god will she try
sitnoai can should must and will destroy gilgamesh
quetzalcoatl
shiki ryougi
edison
li shuwen
jeanne gives him a stern talking to and he’s too ashamed to refute her
taiga fujimura. not jaguar man, taiga. with her bare hands.
All you people forgetting that the sword of rupture trumps literally anything. I’ll give you Shirou and Sakura (for the love of God, tell people it’s spoilers if you’re going to explain it), I’ll give you Cu if he gets off a Gae Bolg before he’s obliterated, but fucking Spartacus? Fucking Robin Hood? Taiga? She could give him a good scolding, but would never get the chance to lay on a hand on him.
You seriously think any of these fucks could handle a full force gate of Babylon? Saber can barely make it through with her ridiculous regeneration and Gilgamesh massively underestimating her, and she’s along the strongest servants every summoned. But if he gave a fuck. If he tried. The sword of rupture is the trump card to any trump card.
Fucking shuten? Yeah Gil is an egotistic prick, but he’s not stupid. NOBODY gets close to Gil, except Enkidu. Even if she managed to poison him, he owns every antidote in the world and can summon it at will.
The gate of Babylon isn’t just weapons. It’s EVERYTHING. Gilgamesh owns EVERYTHING. If he decides it’s his, he can summon it with the gate. A barrel of wine, every weapon in existence, fucking Shinji. They can all be teleported through the gate because he OWNS them.
The servants that can take Gilgamesh are few and far between, and no human mage stands a chance. The fucking Holy Grail that can perform any miracle got slapped away with a wave of the sword of rupture. Gilgamesh can only be beaten by his own arrogance.
This isn’t even a Gilgamesh appreciation post. He’s a piece shit. Actual garbage. Illya did not deserve this. Gilgamesh is worse than Hitler, but infinitely more powerful. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
There’s one flaw though: his ego.
Yes, if he comes out swinging with the Sword of Rupture in a fight, his opponent 9 times out of 10 is going home in a body bag, if that’s even needed for what is left of them.
But that isn’t how Gil operates. In most fights, he sees his opponent as beneath him. Unworthy of seeing his full strength, and unnecessary to use it on such a lowly mongrel. Against opponents he sees this way, he only brings out Ea if he realizes he may actually need it, and by that time it’s already probably too late, as is the case with a certain faker.
So yeah, he’s canonically one of the strongest servants out there. But much lesser servants can still beat him because his ego gets the better of him, and he often refuses to use that full strength due to it.
there are a lot of contenders but this is the best scene in any Metal Gear Solid game sorry
No sorry, you’re wrong. The end of this scene is the best.
タマモちゃん!
Mika Pikazo
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Redditors design worst volume sliders possible
Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )
Well, this post went a bit nuts.
That last one honestly belongs in hell
ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH
All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).
after looking at all 267 servants profiles, i have determined these (based on cultural significance and impact) to be (in no particular order) the top 9 most powerful expressions brief explanations and honorable mentions under the cut
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