Diary of a Deadman

do you blame me?

[steampunktendencies]

Smashed aluminum cans sculpted in porcelain to mimic Ming Dynasty motifs by artist Lei Xue.

[toysoldieralan]

I don’t know why but I fucking love this

[ubikuitous]

Guys I’m dead serious here I have so much fucking coffee at least 10 litres. In my washing machine.

[synthaphone]

how on earth are you going to drink all that

you are insane

[hellholt]

why is there coffee in your washing machine???

[mykingdomforabutttouch-deactiva]

what the hell is going on

[fasehunista-blog]

what

[lysistratas-moved-blog-blog]

where am i

[ubikuitous]

Who the fuck brought this back

[masterasslord]

Guys remember that time my best friend made a washing machine full of coffee.

[ubikuitous]

WHY DID U REBLOG THIS HOW DID U FIND IT

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hottest of hot takes, Heimdall is literally the only competent Asgardian, he’s the only one, he’s the entirety of the functioning government

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Odin: (Goes off to Norway to die)

Thor: (Laying facedown in garbage) I LIVE HERE NOW

Loki: (Getting drunk with the Grandmaster) WHEN IT’S TIME TO PARTY I WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD

Asgard: (ON FIRE)

Heimdall: (actually rescuing people from Hela’s rule, sheltering hundreds or maybe thousands of refugees, keeping her from accessing the bifrost, dealing with Evil Skeletons) NO ONE EVER HELPS ME IN THIS FUCKIN HOUSE

[also-starring]

[setheverman]

why do you need so many??

[wikilaura]

Fast juice

[toshio]

[kingrudegyalchina]

I missed this

[caliloner559-deactivated2019120]

Never forget

[princessakuba]

Lmao

[peaceloveandyanni]

Pokemans

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

[studthismuffin]

BEES DON’T EVEN HAVE DICKS THAT’S A STINGER!!!

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

😂😂😂😂

[justwaaaitonit]

Lmfao

[rockdownu]

i’m not strong enough for this i’m about to die RIGHT here

[ghost-oakes-deactivated20181221]

I feel like I’m hallucinating this

[a-stupid-archive69-deactivated2]

Pennywise: “take it”

Georgie: *TAKES THE FUCKING BOAT AND PROCEEDS TO WALK AWAY* “Thanks! See ya later… bye!”

Pennywise: “…. ahhh shit”

[cinemagorgeous]

[cinemagorgeous]

Beautiful tributes to THE LORD OF THE RINGS by artist Matt Ferguson.

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

Carrie Fisher’s home, from Bright Lights (2016).

[micdotcom]

[thabougieone]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!

[justjensenanddean]

@JensenAckles

[nickyflowers]

on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[12-g-deactivated20171009]

People in the notes are upset about “humanizing GWB” lmao

[girlbossjodiarias]

Important to note that he’s painting a series of portraits of veterans who were injured carrying out his orders in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of an art therapy program.

[cake-warrior]

And he is using profits from his royalties to help the families and Iraq war veterans that were hurt during his terms as president

[serendipitousus]

Can’t believe bush is getting a redemption arc

[i-gwarth]

This is so emotionally confusing for me

[fuks]

[pr1nceshawn]

Aliens.

[angryinkeddrunk]

STOP THIS

[teuer]