āOK, Is everyone ready? Star Fox team, move out!ā
thehunterpersianās 31 days ofĀ underrated games (day 12 of 31) - star fox assault (nintendo)
RARE HQ Circa 2000... Employee: So, this is what weāre working on. Itās called Dinosaur Planet. Intern: Wow! Is this really running on the N64? The graphics are amazing. Employee: Sure is! And hereās the main protagonist, her name is Krystal. Miyamoto: Is she a f-o-x? Employee: Why yes she i-- Billy-The-Intern: Oh wow! Mr. Miyamoto, what are you doing here? Miyamoto: Muoh! Muoh! Muoh! Iām always where I need to be little girl. Billy-The-Intern: But Iām a boy... Project Lead: Everyone close your workstations! Nintendo called! He escaped! Miyamoto: No worry Rare-san. I come with suggestions! Entire-Team: *unintelligible screaming* Employee: Re-Really Mr. Miyamoto, thereās no need. We have it under co-- Miyamoto: This game is now a Starfox game, itās going to be on the Gamecube, the entire voice cast is fired, you have two years to start over, and Susan-The-Intern is the new project lead.
... Starfox Assault team circa 2004... Susan-The-Team-Lead: As you can see you can switch between characters. Miyamoto: That blue robot character. Who is that? Susan-The-Team-Lead: Falco? Miyamoto: No, the g-i-r-l... Team Starfox doesnāt have g-i-r-l-s.Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Susan-The-Team-Lead: Thatās Krystal from Star Fox Adventures. Remember? Miyamoto: Star Fox what? Sometimes you donāt make any sense Billy. Iām going to go insist that New Super Mario Bros is made easy enough for even me to play in my old age. And when I get back, she better not be in the game.Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Susan-The-Team-Lead: As you wish sire...
And then Miyamoto climbed out the window and started stomping on pigeons yelling, āWahooooo!ā



















