Rocker Nerd

Distance runner into heavier music, but can enjoy any good melody. Have a passion for video games, Star Wars, LOTR, and recently guitar. Find me either practicing, buried in schoolwork, running, or fucking shit up in an open world game. Or eating.

[youngpreciosa-deactivated201607]

[bajn]

me: says literally anything me in my head: that was stupid and now everyone hates u. congrats

Things I hate in video games: looking for the path that goes up the mountain

[cctinsleybaxter]

[Spitefully just walks against the mountain and continues to do so until I’m glitching into it so hard that the game crashes]

[nyokoko]

You can say Skyrim, it’s okay.

[onlyblackgirl]

I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd. 

[stirringwinds]

[gunass-deactivated20170204]

My plan as US president is to make these four states subjects in a huge political experiment, forcing their entire state governments to conform to these political alignments:

over five years, and see how each one copes. I’m anticipating a cowboy wasteland in AZ and NM, both of which are annexed into Soviet Utah and the Colorado Empire within two years. 

Millions die, and the US is bound by law to adopt whichever political system wins the resulting war

[thevaultfalloutwiki]

Is this the plot of the next Fallout?

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[electronbait]

Wow man I thought this thing had died but somehow it limped along and grew larger

[cirrus-sky]

LONG POST IS LONG BUT GOLDEN AF

[sketchysounds]

LONGER

BETTER

STILL FUNNY AS FUCK

[dedede-against-ddlg-blog]

This is perfect

[nitori-archive-deactivated20180]

MY FAVOURITE POST ON THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE. OH MY GOSH.

[st--pvtrick]

How does this post always keep coming back around and getting better

[justbadpuns]

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

[metalmilitias]

Reblog if you like metal.

Just out of sheer curiosity, I want to know how many metal fans there are on Tumblr.

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Ricky Hawkins

[floorcry-deactivated20190930]

[powermale]

@thoughtfulllamaruins

[just-shower-thoughts]

In the moments before a nuclear annihilation, most people will just be pissed that the WiFi is down.

[metalheadnerd456-blog]

After 2 hours of cleaning and being restrung #guitarporn #ibanez #esostrap

[poochin]

[earthdad]

someone: *reciprocates my love for them*

me:  

[itsthetie]

The only way a bassist can win Bonus panel / Patreon / Facebook

[metalheadnerd456-blog]

I like these answers http://ifunny.co/fun/Z8mUiyxp3

[exceptionals]

me: can u please study

my brain: but that makes me stressed

me: fine then dont study

my brain: but that makes me stressed

me: