The Lair Of The Legendary Metals Slayer.

Here I show you what I the MetalSlayer enjoy doing/talking about. 20 & Male

[fuchsiafins]

Buyer Beware

Artists and commissioners beware of a user named 0dd_bird (twitter) , @nemy-chan + @mimobombs + @chaosblasphemy (tumblr), or MimoBombs #1473 (discord) they did not fulfill their half of an art trade agreement with me and unfriended+blocked me after making multiple excuses for their laziness/tardiness, and me making multiple attempts to address them for ghosting me after I promptly finished my half of our "trade" They cost me about 12 hours and 107$ USD of my time.

Do not give them your time, attention, or business until they can be accountable for their actions to set things right with the people they wronged.

[sonknuxadow]

in light of recent news

[pocket-stars]

question, whats the recent news

[sonknuxadow]

this

[allycattiny]

[nyctosaurid]

barnyard the original party animals is the uncontested lord of bad implications in childrens movies

[nyctosaurid]

ok so like “the secret life of x” movies tend to not strongly explore the actual reasons why, exactly, their life has to be secret… they don’t really focus on it within the narrative. They do usually have some small justification for why animals or video games or toys or whatever have never just revealed themselves:

There’s no stated reason. They just pretend to not be alive. We usually can suspend our suspension of disbelief here because when it’s something like a video game or an emoji because any odd occurrences is perceived as a glitch or something similar but the actual reason why they aren’t too hung up on this kinda shitty lot in life isn’t said

They get something out of their current relationship with humans (like in toy story)

They have some specific reason to hide that they’re alive, like they die if they’re seen (like in the christmas toy)

They perceive themselves as sentient, talking creatures, but humans can’t understand them. They just see a squeaking mouse or an inanimate hot dog or whatever. 

and the last one is what most animal movies do, and it’s like, not devoid of weird implications but you can see where it mostly works.

but barnyard is the outlier here: it goes with tier one: the animals can talk and walk on two legs but just pretend that they can’t for unstated reasons. 

in the history of the barnyard world non human animals, at some point, decided to just pretend to be unable to speak. a “cow” or a “coyote” or a “hen” do not exist as we know it in the barnyard universe. the baa of the sheep is false; the ewe doesn’t understand it either. they only made up that noise to hide the fact that they speak human languages. a dog barking and running on all fours is a facade. animals naturally walk on their hind legs and made up whole postures just to appear non sentient.

and for what? what do they gain from this? they have no rights and no voice by their own choice. at one point a donkey claims the farmer is a good person because he’s vegan and a pig mentions bacon - this is not a fantasy universe devoid of death and misery and meat. do animals, in hushed whispers, remind their children not to sob in their real voice as they’re taken away? do the dogs not beg for kindness when they’re tied up and hit? do cows and chickens not cry for their life in the slaughterhouses? does a rat not scream a human scream when the trap misses their neck and only breaks their spine? Why? what is the point? They loose so much and have everything to gain.

anyways does everyone remember this really awful cat. it only appears in one scene but i can just sense the porn of it that would pop up if i googled it’s name

[inkthecryptid]

This post is like being tied to a chair as a a joker-style villain monologues and presses a gun closer and closer to my head as he reaches the climax of his rehearsed piece on the flaws of society and when he finally pulls the trigger it’s a little flag that says “bang!”

[z-t00n-deactivated20240811]

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

every character in sonic adventure 2 has 5 levels

except

sonic and shadow

sonic has 6, and shadow has 4

sonic took one of shadows levels

[supergameboytwo-deactivated2016]

He is a liar and a thief

[supergameboytwo-deactivated2016]

Shadow got his own entire game sonic deserves an extra level

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

youre right actually, shadow did get his own game. i cant wait for when they finally make a sonic game

[fedoragato]

Get Wrecked Shadow

[injuries-in-dust]

If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall.

Imagine seeing what you think is your alien comrade sitting alone with dinner, only to see a tiny figure dart across the table like a bug. It scurries up her arm and seems to plant a little kiss on her cheek. 

Surprise, she’s having dinner with her husband!

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

If monster girls/boys ever became real, posts on /r/relationships would include species along with age and sex.

“My (M21 Human) girlfriend (F22 Lamia) keeps shedding all over the house. How do I tell her that’s my fetish without being weird?”

[fallentitan98]

“Dude what the fuck that is INCREDIBLY WEIRD. And I (Human M26) like how my wife (Dragon F240) cooks. Also don’t come at me with that age difference, dragons live longer then humans it’s just natural and we’re okay with that.”

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

‘My (Human M23) wife (Cowfolk F26) wants to breastfeed me, but I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that. Her milk tastes fine, but it just seems… weird to me. What should I do?”

Top comment with Reddit Gold: “TOUCH THE COW DO IT NOW”

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

[biscuit-and-jam]

[butchmime]

screenshots of an actual ad for cats i got on snapchat. the fucking gall of this marketing department holy shit

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

im at my dad’s girlfriend’s house she exists in another dimension apparently

[theshitneyspears]

Guess he finally found out.

[justintaco]

Steve Downes, the voice of Master Chief, says trans rights are human rights

[spiritsonic]

Had a Real Good Time watching @whatisthisnonsense play Sonic Battle for me tonight, I am a broken woman, no sonic game goes as hard as Battle and that’s just a fact.

[grogar]

just pokemon living in the moment 

nothing peculiar about them at all

[rosy-sparklechaos-art]

this for me was the animation of Sonic that made my heart melt more … I find it very suitable also for this time of year … and nothing, just perfect … 😭💗💗👌🏻(I love too much the fact that Sonic worries so much for this chao and the final picture as a postcard is just to frame 😍🤩😘)

[latin-dr-robotnik]

Me going for a nice swim during a 38°C day

[blackhat0061]