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#1 suselletti warrior
im really bad at answering asks im so sorry orz
spamton poop nightmare dir. david lynch
One Nice Bug Per Day
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utdr sideblog of @t4timekeeper ! not spoiler free. he/she pronouns
i am an adult. please blacklist “minors dni” if you are not!
#1 suselletti warrior
im really bad at answering asks im so sorry orz
spamton poop nightmare dir. david lynch
transfem noelle is kinda growing on me as a headcanon because like. im imagining a depressed and dysphoric baby noelle desperate for change, working up the courage to come out only to watch in horror as she slides seamlessly from the "perfect son" to "perfect daughter" role. because at the end of the day, a noelle is just a noelle, regardless of the coat of paint
spamton has been eaten by birds
swatch has refused to comment on the allegations of being one of the birds
another pet peeve I have with fiction is when the narrative treats the need to leave an illusory or fantasy reality for The Real World as self-evident
nooo ha ha don’t remain in the dimension you feel at home in you’re so sexy aha you have a moral obligation to live out a specific set of expectations that has been foisted upon you by western society please come conform to them it’s the only way to be truly happy
your emotionally abusive parents miss you come back to the real world and make amends it’s immature and immoral of you to want to remain in a world where you have agency and are not systematically oppressed
if i were the fun gang and the knight was saying "im gonna kidnap and sacrifice a bunch of cops.... and then i will cause the roaring and bring about the end of the world" then i would simply wait to stop it until it got done with the first thing
👩🔬alphys
ohy my god im on the most annoying users poll wtf im going to throw up
#i knew it. everyone hates me #im gonna win by like a million votes and be crowned official garbage princess of undernet #i hate it here
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💪strongfish91
IF ANY OF YOU VOTES 👩🔬alphys IN THAT STUPID POLL I’M GOING TO WHUP YOUR ASS!!!!!! NGAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
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💀coolskeleton95 🔁 😈 mostannoyingundernetuser-poll Follow
Most annoying UnderNet user: ROUND 1
alphys vs. mtt-official
alphys……………………………………………………█ 2%
mtt-official………████████████ 98%
Results from 10,069 votes | Poll ends in 4 hours, 20 minutes
#WOW!!! MY FRIEND ALPHYS IS ON A POLE!!! #VOTE FOR MY GREAT FRIEND ALPHYS!!!
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🤖mtt-official ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
anonymous asked mtt-official:
oh… you’re on the most annoying undernet users poll… oh no… and i voted for you… i’m sorry…………………
OF COURSE I AM, DARLING. I NOMINATED MYSELF, AFTER ALL. I TRUST MY ADORING FANS KNOW HOW THEY SHOULD VOTE.
(FOR ME. METTATON.)
#MTT fanmail 💌
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💪strongfish91
💀coolskeleton95 DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK! DELETE THAT
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👩🔬alphys
…ok but is Mettaton seriously winning? i mean i guess im glad no one thinks im THAT annoying but. really? i cant even win at an UNpopularity contest???
#undernet users really will see a post that says ‘mettaton’ and black out #no one here knows how to seed a bracket
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💀coolskeleton95 🔁 👩🔬alphys
…ok but is Mettaton seriously winning? i mean i guess im glad no one thinks im THAT annoying but. really? i cant even win at an UNpopularity contest???
DON’T WORRY, ALPHYS!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! YOU’RE EASILY THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON I’VE EVER MET!!! IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
#I DID VOTE FOR METTATON THOUGH… #SORRY! I SEE THAT SEXY RECTANGLE AND IT’S LIKE I JUST BLACK OUT!
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💪strongfish91
💀coolskeleton95 PAPYRUS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
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Everyone loves comparing Dess to Laura Palmer but no one's ready for the reveal that Dess pressured Asriel into dealing cocaine
imagine youre kris and youre all reserved and cagey and you dont want to tip off your new best friend susie as to how much your parents divorce fucked with you. and then all your adventures take her through divorce themed fantasy lands constructed by your subconscious
my friend (who is a native french speaker) has a bit where he voices all of rouxls’ lines in french and i’ve grown so accustomed to it that when anyone else voices rouxls i’m like Wait why is he speaking english
Kris but I added way to many details onto them
After Deltarune ends I'm going to become Mexican toby fox by making an RPG with all the Deltarune theories that were wrong
i think the deltarune fandom genuinely despise the idea of noelle as an actual character and not just a girl-shaped object they be misogynistic towards. like literally just compare the way people joke about her and conceptualize her compared to like. tenna or spamton literally any of the male characters. i would say its bizarre if it wasnt really obvious why one of our main characters is treated as a footnote by the fandom compared to actual footnotes
spamton goes to amtrak
me when i have to shoot susie deltarune for being a bruins fan