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slayianthe

#parks and recreation #parks and rec

sometiktoksarevalid

#birbs #i cannot say how much learning about birds has helped my mental health

wrathofachilleus

born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity

aenslem

im so tired 𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝖙𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝗍𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ᵗⁱʳᵉᵈ ⓣⓘⓡⓔⓓ 🅣🅘🅡🅔🅓 🆃🅸🆁🅴🅳ＴＩＲＥＤ 𝔱𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝓉𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝙏𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝕋𝕀ℝ𝔼𝔻 Ti-

dailycatsblog

fml water damage in the ceiling downstairs, waiting for the guy to call us back. It's only been 18 months since the time we tore our house apart for water damage.

@pagerunner-j, your curse is spreading

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to have a full meltdown

sunflowersosa

Nigerian Pride 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇬

I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)

#happy pride 🌈#nigeria

pagerunner-j

The official (seriously, I cannot stress this enough: official) episode descriptions so far for Season 4 of The Legend of Vox Machina:

One Year Later... Doty, take this down. I, Taryon Darrington, inventor and bestselling author, have met the most bewildering group of mercenaries in Exandria. A tall brooding one, a short angry one, and far too many pointy ears. They seem… promising?

Trial By Water Doty, take this down. Antlers has gone off to do something terribly dangerous involving water. Meanwhile, Short Stuff and Jumbo are poking around places they probably shouldn't be. I've arrived with important news. Doty, underline "important."

The Coronation Doty, take this down. We've gathered in a mountain village for a ceremony. The food is mediocre and my fellow adventurers haven't spoken in a year. Uninvited guests crash the party. Rude. Doty, note that I handled it with grace.

#tlovm #critical role #the legend of vox machina #this is legitimately adorable

harboretum

Like clockwork

harboretum

For reference

cat-faces

thewrithingsouth

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

thewrithingsouth

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

#zelda #look it's just faster to roll okay

evie-carnahan

Parks and Recreation 2.1 "Pawnee Zoo"

#parks and recreation #parks and rec

dragon-in-a-fez

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then